The True words of the greatest Wise Men (Page 12) TheCovenant: turns out they used wrong dosages, thats what it means to be a nerd, to have trophy peanuts shit on you all day while you try and advance mankind. its only 90% effective. (Edited by TheCovenant) The giant midget: Covenant old gal ,you are posting absolutely nothing pertaining to the forum Sniff a line or 5 of your usual power or take a swallow of some corona virus stuff (Edited by The giant midget) LoisS: Then what would have become of me. I would have probably just lived an empty meaningless existence ordering hookers and pizza until I dropped dead with a slice in my mouth and a greasy hooter in my hand. A.B TheCovenant: A trump supporter accused Hillary Clinton of running a pedophile ring out of a pizzeria. Hey where is my pizza? LoisS: A wicked soul bent on bloodshed was sent to collect my head. Like you, he thought he lived outside of morals and consequence. He is now buried with his lack of reverence. - Chris Claus LoisS: The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson LoisS: You can tell a lot about a person by the way they handle three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights. - Maya Angelou badweather: "Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to." 34th st. (doris walker) The giant midget: Never approach a bull by the front, never approach a horse from the back and never never approach a fool from any direction Me LoisS: There is no iron in the iron you use to iron shirts. Which is, ironically, both ironic and un- ironic. - Jeremy Irons LoisS: The funny thing is, when you start to feel happy alone, that's when everyone decides to be with you. - Jim Carrey LoisS: Keep seeing the glass half full and it will dawn upon you that it's probably your turn to buy. - Bill Murray LoisS: Snow always inspires such awe in me. Consider one tiny snowflake, so delicate, so fragile. And yet, let a billion or so come together through the majestic force of nature, and they can really screw up an entire city! - Betty White badweather: “there’s nothing to discuss there’s nothing to remember there’s nothing to forget it’s sad and it’s not sad seems the most sensible thing a person can do is sit with drink in hand as the walls wave their goodbye smiles one comes through it all with a certain amount of efficiency and bravery then leaves some accept the possibility of God to help them get through others take it staight on and to these I drink tonight.” ― Charles Bukowski, You Get So Alone at Times That it Just Makes Sense LoisS: The weak are more likely to make the strong weak than the strong are likely to make the weak strong. - Marlene Dietrich cloudygrey33: That's crazy synchronicity for me badweather...Just went on a Bukowski youtube rabbit hole a few nights ago! Amazing writer/poet! The giant midget: Trust in God but always lock your doors and windows in the house and never forget to roll up your truck windows and turn the alarm on even if it a cheap pile of plastic with some metal here and there A giant midget badweather: “Life is like a sandwich! Birth as one slice, and death as the other. What you put in-between the slices is up to you. Is your sandwich tasty or sour? Allan Rufus LoisS: “I only want to do what I really want to do; otherwise, I’m content to sit here and play my guitar all day. - E.M | Off Topic Chat Room Similar Conversations |