The True words of the greatest Wise Men (Page 12)

TheCovenant
TheCovenant: turns out they used wrong dosages, thats what it means to be a nerd, to have trophy peanuts shit on you all day while you try and advance mankind. its only 90% effective.
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The giant midget
The giant midget: Covenant old gal ,you are posting absolutely nothing pertaining to the forum
Sniff a line or 5 of your usual power or take a swallow of some corona virus stuff
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LoisS
LoisS: Then what would have become of me. I would have probably just lived an empty meaningless existence ordering hookers and pizza until I dropped dead with a slice in my mouth and a greasy hooter in my hand.

A.B
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TheCovenant
TheCovenant: A trump supporter accused Hillary Clinton of running a pedophile ring out of a pizzeria.
Hey where is my pizza?
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LoisS
LoisS: A wicked soul bent on bloodshed was sent to collect my head.
Like you, he thought he lived outside of morals and consequence.
He is now buried with his lack of reverence.

- Chris Claus
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cloudygrey33
cloudygrey33: The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.” – Mark Twain
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LoisS
LoisS: The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.

- Johnny Carson
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LoisS
LoisS: You can tell a lot about a person by the way they handle three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.

- Maya Angelou
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badweather
badweather: "Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to." 34th st. (doris walker)
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LoisS
LoisS: Believe in yourself especially when no one else will....

- Sasquatch
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badweather
badweather: is it a wise man who knows where courage ends and stupidity begins .
jerome cady
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Corwin
Corwin: "Most of the quotes that you read on the internet are just made up."

-- Abraham Lincoln
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badweather
badweather: “If you don't fight like hell, you're not going to have a country anymore,” Trump
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The giant midget
The giant midget: Never approach a bull by the front, never approach a horse from the back and never never approach a fool from any direction
Me
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LoisS
LoisS: There is no iron in the iron you use to iron shirts. Which is, ironically, both ironic and un- ironic.

- Jeremy Irons
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LoisS
LoisS: The funny thing is, when you start to feel happy alone, that's when everyone decides to be with you.

- Jim Carrey
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LoisS
LoisS: Keep seeing the glass half full and it will dawn upon you that it's probably your turn to buy.

- Bill Murray
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LoisS
LoisS: Snow always inspires such awe in me. Consider one tiny snowflake, so delicate, so fragile. And yet, let a billion or so come together through the majestic force of nature, and they can really screw up an entire city!

- Betty White
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badweather
badweather: “there’s nothing to
discuss
there’s nothing to
remember
there’s nothing to
forget

it’s sad
and
it’s not
sad

seems the
most sensible
thing
a person can
do
is
sit
with drink in
hand
as the walls
wave
their goodbye
smiles

one comes through
it
all
with a certain
amount of
efficiency and
bravery
then
leaves

some accept
the possibility of
God
to help them
get
through

others
take it
staight on

and to these

I drink
tonight.”
― Charles Bukowski, You Get So Alone at Times That it Just Makes Sense
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LoisS
LoisS: The weak are more likely to make the strong weak than the strong are likely to make the weak strong.

- Marlene Dietrich
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cloudygrey33
cloudygrey33: That's crazy synchronicity for me badweather...Just went on a Bukowski youtube rabbit hole a few nights ago! Amazing writer/poet!
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The giant midget
The giant midget: Trust in God but always lock your doors and windows in the house and never forget to roll up your truck windows and turn the alarm on even if it a cheap pile of plastic with some metal here and there

A giant midget
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badweather
badweather: “Life is like a sandwich!

Birth as one slice,
and death as the other.
What you put in-between
the slices is up to you.

Is your sandwich tasty or sour?

Allan Rufus
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LoisS
LoisS: Dont marry outside your class of people, you will punish for it.

- Anonymoose
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LoisS
LoisS: “I only want to do what I really want to do; otherwise, I’m content to sit here and play my guitar all day.

- E.M
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