The True words of the greatest Wise Men (Page 14)

Angry Beaver: Sit on my face and tell me that you love me

-Monty Python

Angry Beaver: The Sopranos: "Next time you see my face, show some respect."

LoisS: Love all, Trust a few, Do wrong to none...

W.S

LoisS: *It's the duty of a Comedian to find out where the line is drawn and deliberately cross over it*

- George Carlin


*I of course always liked that line^^ because he says "Duty" * ...

- Gilbert Gottfried

LoisS: A man is not a necessity, a man is a luxury. Like dessert. My mom said "one day you should settle down and marry a rich man. I said...Mom, I am a rich man!

- Cher

LoisS: “I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it.”

– Bill Murray

LoisS: "If youre a lover you gotta be a fighter, because if you dont fight for your love, what kind of love do you have".

- Keanu Reeves

LoisS: "The thing people want to know ... did it hurt? Hell yeah, it hurt. He played Muhammad Ali! I played Pookie!"

- Chris Rock