The True words of the greatest Wise Men (Page 7)

TheCovenant: The Army is like the KGB,
you can leave, but never come back,
and if you do come back, its poison.

TheCovenant: “Our beliefs don’t make us better people,” Danny says haltingly. “Our actions make us better people.”

LoisS: "It’s unreal. I’m really fucking annoyed how white women have the fricken balls to throw my white privilege in my face. You know? Start to separate themselves from these “white males, with their white male privilege.” It’s like, “Bitch, you’re sitting in the Jacuzzi with me! The fuck are you talking about? Yeah! Quit your fricken whining.”
Bill Burr

harlett: .


Lord,lord,how subject we MEN are to this Vice of lying !!!!


_William shakespeare

cloudygrey33: There is some good in the worst of us and some evil in the best of us. When we discover this, we are less prone to hate our enemies.”
― Martin Luther King Jr.

Angry Beaver: "Oh, I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?"

Homer Simpson

LoisS: *The thing about kids is that they express emotion. They don't hold back. If they want to cry, they cry, and if they are in a good mood, they're in a good mood.*

Eddie Murphy

harlett: .

a man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

-Brendan francis

Angry Beaver: Bill Hicks quotes

A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant.

harlett: '

some people just don't get that I'd rather talk to a wall than with them.

-Francine Chiar

LoisS: I'm happy that I have brought laughter because I have been shown by many the value of it in so many lives, in so many ways.

Lucille Ball

Lilith___: "Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia."

E. L. Doctorow

harlett: .

"people who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it"

- George Bernard Shaw

Lilith___: It is progress when a centuries-old oak is cut down to give space for a road sign.

“Fatu-Hiva” by Thor Heyerdahl

TheCovenant: query, if i were to cut off a mans foreskin without his consent i would be charged with assault and battery. why does the penis fetish tribe get to do the same thing to children without informed consent?

The prophet married an 8 year old girl as his bride. thats a little young even for places like mississipi.

The catholic church collaborated with the nazis. mistakes were made.

buddism a force for tolerance during the japanese war, Buddism supporting the government of myanmar during the rewinga genocide.

harlett: .


" I don't want to look back in five years time and think." we could have been magnificent, but I was a afraid.'
In five years I want to tell of how fear tried to cheat me out of the best thing in life and I didn't let it."
---unknown

Angry Beaver: Common sense and a sense of humour are the same thing, moving at different speeds.a sense of humour is just common sense, dancing.

Clive James

R.I.P Clive

Angry Beaver: "Those who lack humour, are without judgement and should be trusted with nothing"

Clive James

LoisS: Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success...

J.S

The giant midget: Don't eat yellow snow

Anonymous Canadian

harlett: .

“I wish there was a way to know we are in the good old days before we actually left them"

-unknown

LoisS: Most of the time you can tell who is getting laid and who isnt,

- Anonymoose

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LoisS: “I am a forest, and a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of my darkness, will find banks full of roses under my cypresses.”

F.N

LoisS: It's Christmas Eve! It's... it's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we... we... we smile a little easier, we... we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be! ....

Frank Cross