The True words of the greatest Wise Men (Page 8) LoisS: Today I will live in the moment unless its unpleasant, in that case I will eat a cookie. - Cookie Monster The giant midget: "" never piss against the wind "" By someone who pissed against the wind (Edited by The giant midget) LoisS: “New Year’s Day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.” - M.T TheCovenant: Look at how badly we treat our friends and allies, then just imagine what we do to our enemies. Chief of Police. LoisS: Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that. - MLK Jr. TheCovenant: good cannot fight evil, only evil can fight evil. and when evil triumphs we will have won. Chief of Police official policy. LoisS: You have to always keep conditioning. My coach used to say, "You play like you practice." If you practice shitty, you're going to play shitty.. - L.J The giant midget: "Make sure you wear clean underwear everyday,just in case you're in an accident." My mother (Edited by The giant midget) Sandra100257: oh mine told me the same thing, always have clean underwear in case you have to be taken to hospital Lilith___: "If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends." Orson Welles The giant midget: Oh dear Sandra nothing Canadian about it It's a very international thing , of course different languages but the meaning is the same The giant midget: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. Personal experience TheCovenant: come on we were just f@cking with you. a little joke , ha ha ha. same to you. Wowa, easy there, thats not funny anymore. harlett: . An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind. The Buddha cloudygrey33: “Controllers, abusers, and manipulative people don’t question themselves. They don’t ask themselves if the problem is them…they always say the problem is someone else.” – Darlene Quimet | Off Topic Chat Room Similar Conversations |