The True words of the greatest Wise Men (Page 10) The giant midget: Before this corona virus came around I must confess that I would cough to hide a fart but now I fart to hide my coughing  LoisS: *And let me tell ya this. The older you do get, the more rules they're gonna to try to get you to follow.* - Wooderson  TheCovenant: I learned this truth the hard way while washing dishes. I thought that when I was solo I was in charge of the pit. But it doesnt matter if you are an airforce colonel, a superior court judge or a lowly dishwasher: If you are not in charge of shit, then you are in charge of nothing. (Edited by TheCovenant) TheCovenant: The name of the game is called torture tag. The opponents assets are the police, the military, the public, your doctors , your lawyers, all your friends, most of your family. your opponent also has access to 31 flavours of all the shit in the world. your only asset is sick sense. To win the opponent has to torture you enough until you step in front of a bus.the opponent plays all for nothing so you win if you can get your opponent to get you a girl friend. let the games begin. (Edited by TheCovenant) cloudygrey33: One man practicing kindness in the wilderness is worth all the temples this world pulls.” ― Jack Kerouac, The Dharma Bums TheCovenant: Torture tag addendum. Your opponent can also read your mind and control your mind, but not both at the same time, as he is always asking you what you were thinking when you were under mind control. Your opponent will also try to kill and maim you, but that is a separate department. harlett: .... isn't this thread suppose to lead us, you know those of us who stop by...to read true words of worlds greatest wise men..????? was amusing to read what others dug up....with the exception of youthecovenant... you playing dungeons & dragons with yourself ????? while taking a BREAK from verbalizing your own political/social opinion in the wrong thread for it ..?????? just asking TheCovenant: A palestinian boy blows himself up on an israeli bus. Allah takes him up to heaven where he is deposited in front of a Dungeons and Dragons convention. The boy goes and says where are the virgins? Allah responds: well with the prophet , the sheiks and imams all f@cking 9 year old girls, there is a shortage of virgins, so a d and d convention is the best I can do. (Edited by TheCovenant) LoisS: "I believe that the ability to think is a blessing. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think" - Richard Pryor LoisS: ' I had some great things, I had some bad things. The best and the worst...In other words, I had a life' - Richard Pryor LoisS: 'Women HATE women. You get any two girlfriends in this room, been girlfriends for 25 years, you put a man in between them, "Fuck that bitch," "Fuck that bitch." Guys are not like that. Guys actually think that there are other fish in the sea, and if a guy introduces his boy to his new girlfriend, and when they walk away, his boy goes, "Aww man, she's nice, I gotta get me a girl LIKE that." If a woman introduces her new man to her girlfriend, and they walk away, her girlfriend goes "I gotta get HIM, and I will slit that bitch's throat to do it." Every girl in here got a girlfriend they don't trust around their man.....' - Facts  Fractured fairy tale: You can make all the game plans you want , And map out how things will go But as soon as you get punched in the Jaw they all go out the Window Mike Tyson Lilith___: American women think that clothes fit them if they can fit into them. But that's not at all what fit means. Fran Lebowitz ("'Yoga Pants are Ruining Women' and Other Style Advice From Fran Lebowitz". Interview with Kathleen Hale, www.elle.com. March 24, 2015.) harlett: . which is why we see clothes wearing the woman along with hair styles..should be the other way around.. so says my eyes & sense of style to me... TheCovenant: A psychiatric patient, after committing suicide, asks for help getting housing. His social worker says we can put you into a halfway house with 4 other convicts and basket cases. The patient replies, I was thinking that after my suicide, I would be entitled to independent housing. I would feel safer there. The social worker replies times are tough, we really cant help you at all, its not in our mandate. We can get you a job at a 5 and dime though. They laugh at me. They laugh right in my face. They tell me, "Go. Go to Bed-Stuy. Go feed the moulies. " Do your friends put money in your pocket, Pino? Food on your table? They pay your rent, the roof over your head? Huh? They're not your friends. (Edited by TheCovenant) LoisS: Having women work with men is like having a grizzly bear work with salmon . . . dipped in honey. - P. ONeal TheCovenant: A big hurray to all those women bricklayers and dishwashers, bringing equally to the world, LoisS: Women are just like the police. They can have all the evidence in the world. But they want the confession.... - C.R LoisS: “The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for” -B.M LoisS: A smile starts on the lips, a grin spreads to the eyes, a chuckle comes from the belly; but a good laugh bursts forth from the soul, overflows, and bubbles all around. - C.Birmingham harlett: . A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses; it is an idea that possesses the mind. -robert oxton bolton a quote i read as the movie "witches in the wood" rolled it's opening credits... LoisS: I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.. J.C | Off Topic Chat Room Similar Conversations |