Debate:

Geoff: Pippa Middleton should donate her bum to the nation.

Discuss...

Leeeeeeeee: Agreed! There should also be a statue of said bum in EVERY town.

I was here: She does have the most perfect bottom, doesn't she.

duncan124: Does anyone remember Piper Alfa , the oil rig that blew up?

Geoff: Q. What has four legs and goes woof?

A. Piper Alpha.

Geoff: Sorry, sick joke.

Yes, several men lost their lives.

Leeeeeeeee: I worked at a factory that made large gaskets for the Piper Alpha oil rig

Geoff: I worked at a factory that made large gaskets for the shuttle Columbia

Geoff: Yes, ok - sick joke again.

Geoff: Not as sick - less people died.

kritz0: I don't get the hype...her bum looked spanx laden and...saggy.
No thanks.

Then again..I prefer a good healthy big bum opposed to a small barely there.

~LoisLane~: She is a very pretty girl....

duncan124: lol at woof joke

Stewart75: Drunkard Geoffrey starts some real doozy threads, right...

... WAKE UP GEOFF!!!

Geoff: Stewart, please. Go play with your imaginary friends, the grown ups are talking.

harlett: she's darn near knock your socks off gorgeous... what's to debate...how long she'll remain single

calybonos: .....want to touch the heinie!

harlett: ^^^^^^of course you do ...LOL

Comrade_: ok, I've researched the subject and assessed the situation from all angles. I've concluded...she has very beautiful eyes.

Geoff: Wow, a whole day without pathetic troll boy trying to goad me again.

Did he actually listen?

~LoisLane~: Nope check the other thread ........

Geoff: But he didn't reply here.

**Runs a finger through the air and says, "tssst" **

One point for me, I think.

~LoisLane~: Hahaha.....

harlett: LOL

Stewart75: No Geoffrey, you got it wrong... you meant to say...

**Raises a finger in the air and says, "burp, hic, burp, hic" **

"One more JD for me, I think... and keep 'em coming... FAST!!!"

Geoff: Oh, poor little Stewie.I understand your hatred of alcohol. But none of us are going to molest you.

In fact, I think you'd be hard pressed to get any of use to touch you. Or sit next to you.