You wish (Page 3)

Geoff: @Caly - Um... you're a pig. So... they do.

Corwin: Actually, female pigs can have upwards of 12 teats... I think what Caly has in mind is a Swine Breast Reduction.

AliveSomewhereElse: I wish that it will keep raining and stop when I get off work.

calybonos: Teats are fine when in a bind
But the human kind is more divine.

oh, and if it's not too much trouble, can you make them with easy open pop tops?

Geoff: @Caly - the breasts or their covering? :/

calybonos: The covering. No opposable thumbs and bra fasteners don't mix.

RUBY:

Geoff: I really have to point out - Women know how to take off their own bra - so; what you really need is compliance.

You sick, sick pig.

RUBY:

calybonos: I'd like to change my wish to just being left alone now.

Geoff: **Sends Caly three willing women**

Although... considering who I have in mind, you may not be willing when they arrive...

Miss Anthropy: Okay so, I wish for 100 pairs of thigh high socks

Geoff: There are lots of people who will want to buy them for you, but you'll have to model them.

How about I grant you an instantaneous two way teleport between Seattle and Anchorage?

orkanen: I wish to understand women.

Aura: Asking for omnipotence was against the rules, ork...

Corwin: I don't think there's a Jeanie in the world that is capable of granting you THAT one, Ork.

Whoops... I spelled Genie wrong.
(damn TV shows )

Geoff: A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish."

The sunny California sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, and the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take over thousands of miles! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honour and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say " nothing!", and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge!

Miss Anthropy: How about you grant me that and 500 bucks to get the socks and model them for Jared? Please?

Geoff: Your request is very materialistic - and Jared doesn't need that.

Miss Anthropy: No one said he does. I do He knows I love my socks

Quantum Zero31: While meditating a man reached god. So he asked god how long a million years felt like to him. God replied its only like a moment to me.
The man, excited then asked god how much a million pounds was like to him, and god replied that its only like 1 penny to him
So the man askes god if he can have a million pounds, and god replies sure, just give me a moment!.................

Corwin: I wish those days would come back again, 'cause I love them so.

orkanen: If my wish for understanding women can't be granted, I'd instead wish everyone enough conscience to become honest, both towards themselves and others.

Geoff: @Ork - fair enough.

But if my boss comes into the office today with a new haircut; and my being honest results in being fired - I am blaming you.

Corwin: Complete honesty is incompatible with Homer Simpson's three things you need to learn how to say to get by in life --

1] "Good idea, boss."

2] "It was like that when I got here."

3] When in doubt, blame it on the guy at work who doesn't speak any English.