That would be funny

Geoff: if it weren't so sad.

You're someone else's problem.

Geoff: Cowardice, or perhaps a differential in time zones?

Or even the fact the real life occasionally impinges upon even the most ardent WireHead?

OCD_OCD: Are we talking about someone who comes in and goes out and comes in and goes out and comes in again?

Geoff: No. We are talking about someone with even more problems.

OCD_OCD: Wow.

FlashW: every problem has solution

Geoff: Yes, Flash. But the use of automatic weapons is frowned upon in civilised society.

FlashW: Who produced that weapon? a civilized society? is it a civilized society?

Geoff: Yes, but civilised society also produced sarcasm, and apparently that is frowned upon.

As is the used of nuclear, chemical, biological, and ironic weaponry.

Automatic weapons, such as the Sten gun, are also frowned upon, but easier to conceal. And much more explainable, when used on trolls.

OCD_OCD: :laughs: BLAM!

OCD_OCD: Dangit.

BLAM! :headexplode:

Geoff: Is there not :uzi:

:sten:

:bren:

:hk5k:

:skorpion:

:m4:

shit.

OCD_OCD: :bazooka:

:tank:

:blaster:

:taser:

ickle:

OCD_OCD: Hmmmm.

Geoff: :tactical nuclear device:

:m134:

hased plasma rifle:

:orbital ion cannon:

:galactic gamma burst:

Fuck it!

Man the harpoons, men!

OCD_OCD: :blimp:



:boom:

:splat:

:ouch:

OCD_OCD: Whoa. I just bombed you.

OCD_OCD: :firecracker:

:candycane:

:smurf:

:alien:



:starwars:

Geoff: :death star:

:sith:

: phased plasma rifle in 40 watt range : **Note spaces, because I am a terminator, not a tongue sticker outer**

//edit - D'oh!

OCD_OCD: :spaceship:

:alien:

:numchucks:

:knife:

:flyingsaucer:

OCD_OCD: We're not doing too well over here, Geoff. We're going to have a hard time waging a battle of the words if we can't emote.

Geoff: :fuck it:

OCD_OCD:



:firetruck:

OCD_OCD: Whoa!

I can set you on fire, call an ambulance and take you to the hospital, though!

Sorry about putting out the fire. No go on that, buddy. Better stop, drop and roll.

Geoff: The vehicles used by the fire brigade are :fire engine:s

Geoff: But that doesn't work either.

**Sigh**