Monkey Illuminati (Page 5)

Barbara the Jew:

CoIin: Yes, I was a guest orator

OCD_OCD: i knew you had talent!

CoIin: You read my book?

OCD_OCD: That is something I will never admit to, Colin.

OCD_OCD: Whether dealing with monkeys, apes or lemurs, the important thing is to shoot first!

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CoIin: screw them. Tarsiers are the cutest. And I saw them in northern Sulawesi. So there

OCD_OCD: That's why we use tarsiers as our point men.

OCD_OCD: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LbccUVbSRd8/SeSXCxNwNqI/AAAAAAAAEg0/UvroguILuR4/s400/Tarsier+in+Tree.jpg

OCD_OCD: There is a great drawing of a tarsier and the caption reads:

"Little known fact: 'Tarsier' is Tagalog for 'little furry hate-beast who lays his seed in your skull until you beg for death's release."

Think about that a while and remember....they come at night.

CoIin: Well... they wake up at 4:30 pm

And hunt insects

Then go back to bed at 5:00 am

Reminds me of scumbag trolls

OCD_OCD: We use them for their skills, but we never trust them.

larryhemeon: The real threat is jackolopes, I think they're in kahoots with the extreme leftist monkeys.

Corwin: The Jackolluminati??

CoIin: Hi Corvin. I have 100 beers here. Wanna come over?

larryhemeon: As the gurus say, we'll see, but I think you will start hearing that name with interspecies skirmishes

CoIin: internecine invectve?

Corwin: 100 beers? You bet!!
I am a little parched at the moment. (Asia that way ----> )

CoIin: I fell n love with Corvin when he used a 23-letter word

CoIin: Tee hee.... Um... meet you at the airport

CoIin: If I can stand up

Corwin: Standing up is overrated.

CoIin: I don't wanna get too slushy here... but I think Corvin is the loveliest person on Wire

CoIin: And if that Canadain lady hadn't snagged you, I would have