Wireclub Messiah

Corwin: Okay everybody.....

Here's the deal....

You say whatever you want, and make fun of people... even me... we're all grownups here, and can take a little playful ribbing... I have made my best Wire friends this way.

Anything you say will be taken in good stride... and nothing is taken seriously... if anybody uses this thread to throw "actual" daggers, then this thread will disappear at the first sign of trouble......... I have my finger on the "self-destruct-button".

So people... are you in?

This could be a fun thread.... or it will disappear very quickly.

Let us see.

Aura: Wait wait, are you claiming to be the wireclub messiah? You will deliver Jewish people?

Corwin: No... I am not in the delivery service... try Fedex next time... I have never tried to deliver Jews before.... but I know that Fedex is much more effective than the mail service.

Corwin: Next question?

Aura: Can you see why kids like cinnamon toast crunch?
(I'm bored don't mind me....)

Corwin:

I also like sugar-infused breakfast cereals....

I am now pondering the meaning of existence??!!

MercuryDragon: Here I was hoping I'd finally found Jesus, too.

Corwin: Hey.... I'm kinda like Jesus.... I have bad hair, and I care about people.... I think we're on the same page.... sort of.

MercuryDragon: I used to look kinda like Jesus > Picture

Sometimes, I referred to myself as atheist Jesus when I was in a kinky mood.

OCD_OCD: last time I saw Jeebus, he was on a grilled cheese sandwich.

Aura: No, that was cheesus

Corwin: I definitely dig your nostrils..... there are no pictures of Jesus which really go with the nostril thing.... it is Holy... ( or hole-ly )

OCD_OCD: bwaaahaha @ Cheesus!

Keep your eyes off my nostrils, Corvin.

pervert.

MercuryDragon: Yes, my nostrils are twice as holey as the average Jeebus.

MercuryDragon: On second thought, the original Jeebus had two holes too, just in different locations. Mine are more user-friendly, I suppose.

Corwin:

Aura: One does not simply comment on user friendly holes in a forum....

MercuryDragon: Oh, I totally went there. But not in the way you were thinking. Such a dirty mind.

Corwin: The Lord forgives..... my hole way be sore.... but I feel the love.... we should all feel the love.

Aura: Should I thank you, or did you mean your mind?

Corwin: Well..... either way... I'm having a smoke.

MercuryDragon: A little from column A, a little from column B.

Aura: Think I'll light up too.
Still not clear on what holes, how one uses them and why yours is/are sore corvin, but I do like the way this convo is going

Corwin:

Corwin: Column B is nasty.... you noticed that one, eh?

MercuryDragon: Holey smokes! I think I shall join you two.