Wireclub Messiah (Page 3) calybonos: I'm more concerned about the fabric of my enigma blanket. Any Messiah out there know how to remove puberty stains? Corwin: Hmmm..... puberty stains.... that's a tough one, piggy.... Nope I'm drawing a blank. How about a nice Brazilian wax instead? "And the Lord Corvin did spake unto them, and there was much Wireclub rejoicing. And they all did feast on little emotey cakes and fishes .... and lo they did behold a sign... .... which was fortuitous, for there had been much crossing of legs and gnashing of teeth, until they we're directed to the Wireclub restrooms." - Amen Aura: Our Corvin Who areth son of SITS (*) Thou fart come Thou word be read Here as on the news feed Give us our daily forum And lead us not into boredom But deliver us from trolls For they areth the power and the glory on wire Amen (* Well SITS was named the one true God on wire, and your the messiah, so that makes you his son, right?) Outbackjack: Who are these false prophets?????? I the high priest of Wireclub demand that all you blasphemers be sent straight to silicon hell. There is only one Rod. Club: Rod and Braden Worship Fellowship Mz Demeanor: Ahem.... my denomination taught that the true Messiah was going to fart "out" a penguin. Everything's up for interpretation, right? I wanna see a fly out of someone's butt. OCD_OCD: Do we get to wear funny robes or something? No burka, dude. I'm not covering up my nostrils for anyone. OCD_OCD: Monty Python: "He's the King!" "How do you know he's the King"? "Cause he ain't got chit all over 'im" | Off Topic Chat Room Similar Conversations |