Would you rather go to prison or church? (Page 14) STONEY_: I think I'd do alright in prison. Prison is all about non judgment, and based on respect. I cannot say that my experience with church has had those same qualities. I've certainly known more terrible Christians than bad ex-cons.  (Post deleted by Aleccc99 )  TheCovenant: Rolling stone, that is incorrect, prison is all about torture, not respect. The more roads you go down in prison, the more you understand. Just a note about amnesty international Canada there are no wrongfully incarcerated Canadians in Canada. Not bad for a nation of 30 million. But the RCMP is suing itself for 1.1 Billion dollars, and its about the most mundane things ever. The fish are complaining about being made fun of by the real cops, the real cops are complaining about being propositioned in social forums and management are pushing for more quotas for the can. (Edited by TheCovenant) TheCovenant: Christianity, The prophet says that being nice to people is the way to go, so everyone gets together and tortures him to death to prove he is wrong. Islam, the religion of peace and love, the prophet immediately lays siege and conquers the neighboring city and starts screwing a 12 year old. (Edited by TheCovenant) (Post deleted by TheCovenant ) (Post deleted by TheCovenant ) (Post deleted by TheCovenant )
TheCovenant: MonSanto versus the Farmer. Monsanto develloped and genetically modified a strain of corn to be more suitable for growing in the North American environment. They then patented their genetic changed in the Patent office making the procedure public knowledge. The company then grew their genetically modified corn on plots of land that were licensed to mega farms. Some of the seeds were then blow by the wind onto a neighboring farmers field. The farmer then grew the corn on his land and then tried to put the corn for sale on the market. Monsanto sued the farmer for an injunction against growing and selling the genetically modified corn. The Judge then ruled in favor for Monsanto. He said that despite the corn being on the farmers land and abandoned by Monsato, the patent still held and thus the corn belonged to Monsato, despite being on the farmers property. Long live the King  DIAMONDfire: i guess they both make you sick. but at least you can walk away from a church. and if you read the whole bible you've got em pinned. i'd take that any day over the law of the jungle. TheCovenant: What I like about my church: more snitches than a prison chapel confessional. God bless the Man. (Edited by TheCovenant) TheCovenant: An RCMP "officer" was complaining about being "raped" by a superior 15 years her senior. He came to her apartment and "raped" her. You would think that off duty she has the right to keep her door closed. Or she could do what I do when my father in law trespasses into my side of the house to tell me how great he is and what a piece of shit I am, and just run upstairs and hide in the bedroom. See I am already smarter than an RCMP officer. PS, If being raped is the worst thing that has ever happened to you, then you are doing pretty good in life. I don't hate you for the knife,in this life it was a gift, I just pity you old man. Hey Fish, still screwing the RCMP?(or its more likely they are screwing him, Sit Fish, sit.) (Edited by TheCovenant)  flamingred: Covenant you just like to hear yourself talk , wireclub must be a cheap form of therapy for you but it is really just a load of ranting and raving by you TheCovenant: My doctor, who has a fetish for 17 year old female pre pre med interns, (i keep sending them away, he keeps bringing them back) referred me to my psychiatrist. My psychiatrist simply replied to my doctor: "Thanks". Well its good to know my psychiatrist hates me too. TheCovenant: flamingred, thanks for the kind words. It's good to know I have a following. You know there is a simple thing you can do if you find me upsetting. Go away and read somewhere else. Faeries of the Earth to you. TheCovenant: Rape, its only a crime when it happens to the police not someone who deserves it. God Bless the police. The Supreme Court always smiles when they say "butt for" when referring to a perp. Rape is funny when it happens to someone else. Milgaard, The police:how about a cushion for compensation? and courts: your welcome.The psychiatrists: sorry for the chalk, how about a tranquilizer, hahaha. And that is why guns should be illegal like in Britain. (Edited by TheCovenant) TheCovenant: What is my recourse? Well you can spit (1) and pray to Ra. Opps, with Covid 19 you cant spit anymore. I wouldn't pray to Ra either, the Catholics will set you on fire if they find out. 1. (spitting in Canada is what you do when you chew bubble gum, spitting in the soviet Union is what you do when you have your last cigarette before quitting) (Edited by TheCovenant) TheCovenant: Speaking of the Church, A guy was talking to the Judge about his drunk driving charge. He said it wasn't like him to do that. The Judge said you have to go on four dates to avoid a conviction. The guy said, sure I'll wear a rubber. He didn't seem that pissed about it. Some nights I stay up, cashing in my bad luck, some nights I call it a draw. (Edited by TheCovenant) TheCovenant: I was wrongfully convicted by the Courts. What do I do? You could go back to the Courts and sue.... They police are trying to torture and maim me. What do i do? Have you thought of telling the police about it. No really what do I do? Well I guess you could discuss it with your priest in the confessional, he is well experienced in the Law. He is a pretty good accountant too. TheCovenant: The Lord shall destroy all who take counsel together, and the word which you speak shall not abide with you, for God is with us. TheCovenant: Why the Masai. We spend our time trying to date girls in high school. At the same age they go out with nothing but a spear and hunt Fuck-in Lions. Warlords tried to relocate them and predictably failed miserably. When you have might on your side, you can make bigger and bigger circles until the whole world is against you. Don't you want to join the military. Not behind bars. What about refugee status. Not with all my criminal recordings, besides I would never be able to find a real judge. So its the ramp for you. Yes god willing. All they ever gave me was shit. What about you. They told me to eat shit and die. (Edited by TheCovenant) TheCovenant: Some notes on polite society and why Canadians are so polite and friendly Always knock before enterring someone's room Dont enter someones room just to berate them If someone is being an asshole, tell them and everyone around them If some one conducts psycological warfare against you, plan carefully and do the same to them Dont be a pussy , bitch, Dont be a bitch, pussy. Dont ever go back to people who try to ingratiate you just to mark you. If you are wanted, swear, it releases the stress from being marked Only never swear where people Can mark you. PoliteNess is a form of lying and dishonesty, dont put up with it when people use politeness to make fun of you (Edited by TheCovenant) | Off Topic Chat Room Similar Conversations |
