Australian Translation (Page 5)

GeraldTheGnome
GeraldTheGnome: It's Brisbane made Beer, like most 'Australian' companies it is partly owned by the Japs and the South Africans. Not by the whole populations of each of those countries of course, just that of some of the rich ones that were thirsty.
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GeraldTheGnome
GeraldTheGnome: Well, correction, I meant that it is foreign owned like many things here, most foreign owned stuff is owned by some rich Japanese and some rich South Africans. Schooner, Middie etc are some of the Beer terms in Australia just like that of the Stubbie.
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R E B E C C A
R E B E C C A: i think you made a "cock up" Gerald!
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GeraldTheGnome
GeraldTheGnome: Kind of, minus the Viagra or Cialis way.
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R E B E C C A
R E B E C C A: one of my best mates lives in Brisbane...shes called lisa ......n shes a sister at a hospital.....do u know her ....probably not
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GeraldTheGnome
GeraldTheGnome: Nuh, but she can say hi to me.
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R E B E C C A
R E B E C C A: ok ill pass it on ill just describe you.....you must stick out like a sore thumb looking like yoiu do .....in a good way
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stones1975
stones1975: :geraldthegnome:
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GeraldTheGnome
GeraldTheGnome: Sorry I was elsewhere, I'm a redhead, 178 cm tall. Thanks for the good way bit, I do stand out oddly enough.
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stones1975
stones1975: its about time you posted a pic, Gerald. I can help you if you dont know how
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GeraldTheGnome
GeraldTheGnome: I see.
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Eagster
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stones1975
stones1975: lol ^ he must have googled it
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stones1975
stones1975: tim tam = only the best chocolate biscuit ever ( a packet can satisfy a woman 11 times in one night )
(Edited by stones1975)
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stones1975
stones1975: biscuit = cookie
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Queenie The Poo
Queenie The Poo: A slab - A thousand bucks
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GeraldTheGnome
GeraldTheGnome: That's a different interpretation.
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Daze_Haze
Daze_Haze: slab = carton of beer
flat out like lizard drinking = extremely busy
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stones1975
stones1975: i dunno why i got that one so wrong fixed it though
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Daze_Haze
Daze_Haze: lol
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Eagster
Eagster: lol @Stones
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R E B E C C A
R E B E C C A: Ive got a mouth like ghandi's flip flop = im very thirsty
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stones1975
stones1975: drier than a nuns ....
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R E B E C C A
R E B E C C A: lol .....flip flop???
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Daze_Haze
Daze_Haze: Do it stones hahaha dryer than a nuns what
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