Living in Texas (Page 3) OCD_OCD: Do you have a large garden, Harlett? Mom and Dad have one and Fish and Wildlife (I think) fly over and hover looking for pot farms. LOL You'll hear the helicopter sitting out there and Dad will say...."Guess they are counting tomatoes again".  Snowy_: I can't get the "everything is bigger in Texas" slogan out of my mind. Sounds perverse and yet I can't help but be curious...... Hahaha  baybeblue: we are talking bout roosters  dont you know every man has a rooster and they are all enormous but they are bigger in texas Whimsical Fairy: There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane,he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered,"Everything is big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas." After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally went past the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man started shouting... "Don't flush Don't flush!" harlett anathema: i have 3 acres....no garden because the dang ground is full of rocks..seriously full of rocks..  ... i am container gardening.........had the dang squirrels eat all of my strawberries....not this year.. i am planting in rolling containers and bringing them in at night... (Edited by harlett anathema) baybeblue: but no seriously it dates back to when there were cattle runs to get texas cattle to the rail roads they had to heard them through other states and it scared other local farmers of the states because the horses and cattle from texas were bigger then any other ever seen harlett anathema: eee..OCD...then there's the rabbits...their hungry too.....and my mini pins love fruit & vegetables... Snowy_: I was on a website today and am envious of you guys. Electronics are sixty to seventy percent more expensive here. Damnit...... I need that passport just to go shopping. Whimsical Fairy: Seems to me if your minimum is $3 higher...ppl with degrees make a lot more then ppl here too? | Off Topic Chat Room Similar Conversations |
that is one thing i love about it here is the skies so pretty and colorful 
