You know what they say.... (Page 2)

Geoff: "A hard man is good to find"

Geoff: "Power corrupts, and absolute power is actually pretty neat."

Corwin: "People who live in glass houses should probably have their toilet and bath in the basement."

Geoff: "All that glitters is not gold - but I've never seen shit shine."

Geoff: "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if you through it hard enough"

Geoff: "Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater unless it's a zombie baby."

Corwin: "Sometimes the hardest word to say is hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia."

tbulb: Oh thanks for my early Monday morning laugh. Toooooooooooooooo funny. Can't think of one to add.

Geoff: "Ignore them for they know not what they do"

Geoff: "Genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent sourcing the right funding."

Geoff: "Give a man fire and he will be warm for a day. Set fire to him, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

Geoff: "If you can't stand the heat, don't be a fireman."

Geoff: "If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you."

Wild__: 2nd place is the first loser.

Aura: "If it's not about winning, why keep score?"

tbulb: "The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense."
(okay not mine...borrowed it from ???? )

calybonos: Vengeful people who support capital punishment should be put to death....

because they have it coming to them.

Wild__: Vengeful people simply have security issues and need soft fuzzy thIngs, like pillows, stuffed animals, padded walls, and maybe even a straight jacket.

But then again... Wireclub would lose a serious share of the market if all lunatics couldn't log on.

calybonos: lol!.....wut..?

Geoff: "Stupid is as stupid does, but crazy leaves bitemarks for evidence."

calybonos: 'A bird in the hand is better than your own worm."

Geoff: "Time flies when you are having fun, and the alarm clock tries to interrupt."

calybonos: "It's all fun and games, until your wife finds out you've been cheating."

Geoff: "The best laid schemes of mice and men tend to involve sleep, food, or sex."

Corwin: "Peeing on an electric-fence is never a good idea."