ahahahahaha obnoxious jokes (Page 5)
harlett: ...Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards
the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
harlett: ....Before going in for surgery I thought it would be funny if I posted a note on myself telling the surgeon to be careful. After the surgery I found another note on myself .”Anyone know where my cell phone is????????”
harlett: .... Why did the scarecrow get a raise?
He was outstanding in his field.
... Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
harlett: sorry I had to run outside. .the county getting ready to refresh our country roads by tearing them up and out leveling oiling asphalting blah blah ..it's nearly 80 degrees and sunny what's left of my mini pins were OUT along with everyone else's .. shoot i've gone deaf from the neighborhood ruckus ..
harlett: <----- is very dull .. she doesn't indulge in drugs she hasn't had a sip of anything for over a decade now ?? she even KICKED the c -I - regret habit hasn't been for a couple of years...now ...my e cigarette is nicotine free and is hardly ever taken out of my pocket anymore..
and ah no she is not tethered too any prescription drugs either ... she's just a boring healthy old woman oh well
(Edited by harlett)