Wireclub Space Programme (Page 5)

BAD WOLF_: The handy mans secret weapon

Nicotina: What are you doing... Dave?

Captain Canada: yeh Beans,the more you eat the more you fart

Corwin: - Open the pod bay doors GLaDOS Moxxi.

- You could at least buy me dinner first.

- I'm not going to argue with you any more... open the pod bay doors.

- Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?

davidk14: .

Who ever is in marketing...take note....

Captain Canada: Never use duct tape it's a symbolic sign of failure unless it's properly camouflaged
Crazy Glue is the ultimate handyman secret weapon

Aura: I have panther print duct tape, if that helps

The13th: For old time sack, I am hoping we can get Lorenzo the security chief of Washington Dulles Airport in Die Hard 2 as the Chief Security Officer of this project. John Maclean will be our man on the ground as usual. That old war horse is still hunting bad guys everyday of his life. I feel much safer when he is around.

Big Bopper: I insist we only use artificial duck tape. No ducks will be harmed on this mission!

Captain Canada: Oh my duck
Aura I truly never seen a panther print duct tape but a believe you "cough"
It just perfect to fix my friends Bert pure white umbrella, Panther print will just blend in nicely
No one will tell the difference

BAD WOLF_: I follow the laws of the greatest Canadian to ever draw breath... Red Green

Corwin: We were mulling over names for the Mars Spacecraft, and think we've come up with some winners.

Command Module ---------- W.S.S Custer
Transit/Habitation Node --. W.S.S. Titanic
Mars Landing Vehicles. ---- Lemming 1, and Lemming 2

Geoff: Having been playing Doom 3 (set on a futuristic Mars in the midst of an invasion by the forces of hell), I'm sort of going off this whole idea.

Darth: The Titanic sounds a bit unsettling, doesn't it?

Aura: We're unlikely to encounter icebergs though.

Corwin: General George Custer was massacred during one of the worst military defeats in written history... the Titanic was a first-of-its-kind ship that was destroyed on its maiden voyage... and Lemmings are rodents that are fabled to leap off of cliffs to certain death.

Considering the budgetary restrictions of this endeavor, these are all apt names for the spacecraft.

duncan124:

" Marcelo "is the name you are trying to say there Corvin.

The first Wireclubber to be elected President of Portugal.

Darth: Aura, this is true. However, think of the spaceship Titanic in Doctor Who. No icebergs but still nearly met its demise.

Aura: Ah yes, well, crashing into the TARDIS is much better than crashing into a iceberg. At least the doctor will try to help.
You know what, let's make that a mission objective. Crashing into the TARDIS. It's the best shot we have for actually pulling this off.

Darth: I agree. Plus, we might have a shot at taking a ride on the TARDIS. Score.

Aura: I second that.
It's not like the doctor is doing anything else this year

Geoff: **Hurls orbiter**

Geoff smash

Geoff: I am surprised that nobody suggested any candidates for US presidential nominations.

Or perhaps all of them.

Corwin: Good call. We'll save some seats on the second mission to observe the Sun's core.

Geoff: I think that even attempting it would be a waste of money. We'll just plan a project to demonstrate the effects of catastrophic decompression in an orbital vehicle.