Wireclub Space Programme (Page 6)

Corwin: An unfortunate "accident" during liftoff would probably save even more money.

Geoff: I do believe that a single orbit should be made, at the very least. Just to further demonstrate that the world is round for those that continue to doubt it.

davidk14: .

Huh? Round?



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Corwin: The world is what now?

Geoff: There's been a notable quiet on a couple of Wire fronts for the last few days... do we have ESA and RosCosmos to thank for sending a couple of Wire members on their ExoMars mission?

davidk14: .

Spring break.

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Geoff: A recent documentary on Channel 4 in the UK covered chef Heston Blumenthal's work with astronaut Tim Peake to produce better food in space.

I suggest we shamelessly rip off his work for our own programme, and then expand upon it with cocktail shakers designed to work in microgravity.

Corwin: Space Martinis!

Geoff: If you want Martinis we have to recruit Michael J Fox

Aura: But aren't shaken Martinis kind of gross?

Corwin: Only Sean Connery James Bond drinks warm stirred Martinis.

Geoff: Depends how you take your Martini

Geoff: In space - cold is easy to come by.

A shaken Martini will be dirty - so you really taste the vermouth. Not everyone likes the taste of vermouth.

Corwin: A dry Martini has less Vermouth... to make it dirty you splash some olive brine into it.

<--- My perfect Martini "Dry Vodka Martini, two olives, and make it dirty."

Corwin: So... where's my Martini? The service sucks in this place.

Aura: Yeah....Just give me a black russian.

calybonos: There are cosbronauts?

BAD WOLF_: That's one small props for man, one giant fist bump for bro kind

Captain Canada: Excuse me but I order a beer just like now forever ago
Yes agree , serves sucks around here

Corwin: I'm definitely not leaving a tip.

Big Bopper: I'll have a Martiani (mar-SHEENY).