Keno doorman discriminates against pigs.

calybonos: Okay.

So I was given 19 Keno cards as a log in reward.
I thought to myself "cool! I can finally live the James Bond dream and also get some use out of that rented tuxedo that I never returned from my high school prom.

But when I knocked on the door I was fed some BS line from some gorilla at the door about not having an invitation.

Funny, Wireclub....real funny.

RUBY: we're still testing keno piggy
we'll let you know when to play ok?

LotusBlossomxx: You went to the prom? I'd love to see the pic from that.

Jante_nut: somebody sent the cards out a little early I see lol

calybonos: So, like the gullible fool that I am, I get dressed and head back to the casino.
Taking care to shine my galoshes and apply some hair gel to that troublesome area just above my tail to give me that sleek refined European look that says;

"This guy not only has money, but he probably drives an early model car. Nothing too flashy that would imply the need to make up for a small peener, but still, classy enough to make no doubt that I am no stranger to valet parking...

Anyway, I pull up to the place and this time what do I see?

Gold Members Only.


You're killin' me, Wireclub.

RUBY: Aweeeeeeeeeeeeeee...poor piggy

davidk14: .

Brilliant.

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SWlNE: The social frustration of the pigletariats continues. Time for you to write a manifesto.

Michael: A Bronx tail.

Captain Canada: I am hoping you stored that tuxedo within a full lbs of mothballs