Riddles

SWlNE: Anyone has a good riddle?

Ka0tic: Females

Good luck solving that one

lori100: What is the sound of one hand clapping?....What do you call the world?

Corwin: If I gave you 5 apples, and then took away 3 apples, then gave you 7 apples, then took away 1/3rd of those apples...
... wouldn't you think I was a rather strange person?

calybonos: How many Mods does it take to ban someone for postings pictures of themselves screwing in a light bulb?

Captain Canada: 5 geese on your roof top you grab your rifle and shoot 2 geese how many are left ???

SWlNE: Answer is 5 because geese are all left wingers with their fancy V-shaped formation to conserve energy. Always on some climate change, alternative energy mumbojumbo.

toofarfollyfish: None, captain. The rest flew away (or hid behind the chimney)

No matter how hard you hit me, no matter how much I hurt, I'm always good for a laugh. What am I?

Corwin: Justin Bieber?

calybonos: My tallywhacker?

Captain Canada: Two geese are left,other 3 flew away

toofarfollyfish: So obvious when you say it. That was humbling On the plus side, I may fit my head through the door on the way out now.