I need a nurse!

longpigchef: I'm sick!!!! I need someone to come take care of me. I got chicken noodle soup ingredients, but I feel like crap and cant bring myself to make it.

Sandra057: open a can

longpigchef: Yeah I was expecting someone to say that. I didnt think it would come so soon though.

Sandra057: well i just got home

longpigchef: Lol.

longpigchef: You are funny. I'm adding you

Sandra057: I try

longpigchef: Well you should try nursing, thats my present need and I'm starting to think I'm going to have to actually go to the store and everyone is driving dumb. A little ice and everyone panics

Sandra057: oh well Im used to driving in snow and ice here. I'll go to the store

longpigchef: Sweet!

longpigchef: I need tissue and can soup. Oh and paprika.

longpigchef: I'm from alaska so I'm quite adept at driving in poor conditions. Its everyone else that I'm worried about

Sandra057: oh ok yes I get it. Im from Pennsylvania we get snow and ice,
I know in the south its much different.

longpigchef: Yeah these people are idiots. I have family in Pennsylvania

longpigchef: I don't speak to them much

Sandra057: lol really?

longpigchef: Yes. We are not friendly

Sandra057: remind me to stay north, oh I thought he said the people near
him were not friendly. Sorry

Angry Beaver: you two r sweet

longpigchef: Lol how so?

Angry Beaver: You aint biting each other's heads orf lol

longpigchef: Are you pretty mean or something, Andrea?

longpigchef: Sandra

longpigchef: Autocorrect.... Sorry

longpigchef: I miss the north, but I really enjoy these winters

Angry Beaver: Try livin in OZ, bloody hot one day, freezin cold the next lol