Insult the person above you.

Wild__: As the title subjects, insult the person above you. Only your very best insults will do. I'll go first, of course...

May the fleas of a thousand stray cats infest your genitals.

JustAnotherChazz: So since there is no one above you, for the sake of this specific context, will you now be flea infested?

If not let's make that my wish for you...

Angry Beaver: your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!!!

i_am_giulia: Your mama is so ugly, your grandma had to tie a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her!

JustAnotherChazz: That joke is so old (How old is it?) that it's only told by people in Florida...

Wild__: May the worst of your past be the best of your future, Chazz.

Angry Beaver: Do go on, this is the least fascinating conversation I've ever had!

JustAnotherChazz: By proclaiming this the most fascinating conversation you've insulted yourself and robbed others of that joy... (Although being featured on A&E would be pretty insulting too.)

Angry Beaver: Goodness! checks the topic lol

Angry Beaver: You smell like a rodent!

i_am_giulia: You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you!

LoisS: I bet you put pineapple on your

i_am_giulia: Your mama's so fat, NASA launched a satellite to orbit around her butt.

LoisS: lols

Your mama's so fat, when she jumped for joy......she got stuck.

SACRED STORM: You're momma's so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio lol

Wild__: You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor slapped yo mama.

LoisS: This boy is as sharp as a bag of bowlin balls.....

Nasty Boy: ^^^^^ was bullied by her own shrink

LoisS: Youre so broke , the ducks throw you bread