My Most Favorite LIE Is (Page 2)

LoisS: It's not you, its me.....but it's really you!

MJ59: Bend over, this won't hurt a bit

harlett: .

would I lie to you ! ? !

Short and sweet: It's just a cold sore....

allie16f: I'll never leave u

LoisS: "I dont know"

MJ59: "I'm not stalking you"

harlett: .

why would i say that about you !!!!

allie16f: Oh i got one... 'trust me'

harlett: .

Gosh Hon. i'd never ever "CHEAT" cheat on You, not ever i swear !!!!

allie16f: Does e-cheat count as cheat cheat or is that ediculous?

MJ59: e-gads!

allie16f: Eeeeeeeeep

MJ59:

harlett: .

hon i know she's/he's your best friend ever .... we bumped into one another drunk as skunks, it happened !!! and i swear she/he means nothing to me,forgive us,we both love you...neither of us remember doing it we just woke up naked in bed together.. i swear that's all there is to it...

allie16f: It just slipped in... i swear

harlett: .

ahahaaaaa LOL ..

MJ59: The Last Boy Scout.. best line ever

Mike Mathews:
Look Joe, it just happened.

Joe Hallenbeck:
Sure, sure, it just happened. Could happen to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your dick into my wife. "Oops, I'm sorry, Mrs. H, I guess this just isn't my week".

harlett: .

LoL

LoisS: You look great in that....

LoisS: *And then some*

sexymilf888: I love you

LoisS: *I will be ready in 5 minutes*

cloudygrey33: Lying by omission- Usually involving super important information that could completely change your decision, if you only read the fine print. (Or could read minds.) Especially when people get pissed at you for not being able to read their mind! If they were just up front from the start the whole debacle could have been avoided! That's the worst! It is a double shot of suck!

harlett: .

" tastes like chicken "