Amusing and Interesting quotes (Page 3) MJ59: At the moment, but you can use whatever tickles your fancy lol “Why so serious?” The Dark Knight MJ59: "Labour doesn't end when the baby is born—that's when it begins." - Anonymous "A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other." - Ronald Knox  LoisS: Im not wasting up my good quotes for movie stuffs! How very dare you! The Thread was Aura's yes? Do you know why it was deleted? MJ59: I have no idea, although a few got engaged in a political war at the end  I liked that thread dammit! "If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says 'keep away from children.'" - Susan Savannah "Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective." - P J O'Rourke This thread's not just movies, any humorous or interesting quote is good (Edited by MJ59) MJ59: "Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years." - Anonymous "When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant, I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years." - Josh Billings MJ59: "The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left." - Jerry M. Wright "Middle age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms." - Georges Clemenceau LoisS: One of the flaws in the American dream is that there isn't as much of a safety net as you may get in other countries. LoisS: People don't get angry at you for shock value. People get angry at you when you affect something that is at their core, whether it be guns or religion or whatever. Their belief system. LoisS: I definitely think the formula to making my character seem sweet is to let him act like a jerk, give him a redeeming moment, and have a sweet song playing over the background when it happens...  AretoNyx: "The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think." Horace Walpole I can find many on good reads and such for sure. Comedy is good and other stuffs. AretoNyx: It's always better to shock people and change people's expectations than to give them exactly what they think you can do. It's not unexpected for me to be in a comedy film anymore; I'm no longer the underdog in that world. Not that I'm great or good at it or anything, it's just that I've done a bunch of them, so you're not shocked. Johan Hill AretoNyx: From website: Take a much-needed break from your day to check out these 101 funny quotes we found in stand-up comedy, books, plays, celebrity Twitter and interviews, as well as movies and TV shows, guaranteed to give you a quick chuckle. Funny Quotes 1. “I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.” —Mitch Hedberg 2. “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room.” —President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers), Dr. Strangelove ( already quoted ...good movie) 3. “My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.” —Rose (Betty White), The Golden Girls Not doing that many...though hope it brings some laughs. (Edited by AretoNyx) AretoNyx: I like to use quotes for my art journal. This may help some. Thanks for sharing this for fun too.  Corwin: Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll sit in a boat and get drunk all day. -- Anonymous LoisS: You need talent, you need brains, and you need confidence. Those are the three things you need to do virtually anything. Confidence is a fascinating commodity. There’s no upper limit on the usefulness of it, as long as it doesn’t bleed into arrogance... MJ59: "Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt MJ59: "I complain that the years fly past, but then I look in a mirror and see that very few of them actually got past." - Robert Brault | Off Topic Chat Room Similar Conversations |
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