Sex ? I think I remember that ?

chris_arthur_46203: Has been since March 3, 2015 since my sons mother passed from a heart attack. Just over 5 years now.
Sex ? Hell its been almost 1,900 days since I had sex.
Have to go jogging in flip-flops just to remember the sound.

Remember, if your not happy with masturbation, you have only yourself to blame.

After the age of 50 it is not masturbation any more, it is a system check. And I think my check engine light is on.