Write a Silly Haiku

Corwin
Corwin: I find the Haiku to be a wonderful method of free-form verse... it derives order from the chaotic maelstrom of random thought, as the constraints of the 5-7-5 syllabic order forces one to concisely represent a thought in a brief yet meaningful manner...
... but poetry shouldn't be so serious all the time.

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The public restroom
Horrors from one stall over
Courtesy flush, please
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Corwin
Corwin: Oh... to those unfamiliar with Haiku ---

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

It's a lot of fun... try it out.
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Corwin
Corwin: Here... just like this...

My pants made a noise
A chorus of flatulence
I should light a match
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Mask Of Dionysus
Mask Of Dionysus: What is this, my crotch?
It is my pride and honour
Wanna try blowing?

k...........i think i need a vacation lmao
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Mz Demeanor
Mz Demeanor: I don't like haikus
For they do not amuse me
I like limericks

...........

There once was a man named Corvin
His mind on insane it was borderin'
He liked to write Haikus
and act cockoos
Until everyone on Wire he was torturin'


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Corwin
Corwin: Haha Deb... just for that, no thumb up for you.

Masky has the right idea.
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Mask Of Dionysus
Mask Of Dionysus: I sit here and think
Words to write in a told way
Wasting my small brain
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Corwin
Corwin: I fear that I may
Write only of poop and farts
This thread needs some help
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Corwin
Corwin: My dog is quite old
Poop on the carpet again
I can blame the dog
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Mask Of Dionysus
Mask Of Dionysus: Poop and farts are grand
One really stinks, but both do
Leave me alone now
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Corwin
Corwin: A bird pooped on me
It landed on my eye ball
I'm glad cows don't fly
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Mask Of Dionysus
Mask Of Dionysus: I now leave you all
Starbucks is waiting for me
I need an I.V.
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Mz Demeanor
Mz Demeanor: Diarrhea poop
Is not just shits and giggles
It's a poopy mess
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Corwin
Corwin: That's better Deb.
But we need some fresh material in here... we're on a poop tangent.

Oh... in Haiku form....

We ponder in thought
For silliness beyond poop
But our thoughts fail us
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Mz Demeanor
Mz Demeanor: Sewers and gutters
Where dirt and smut are stirred up
Is where we must go
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Comrade_
Comrade_: harder than I thought!
I can not make a Haiku
but I will try to

(Edited by Comrade_)
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DawnGurl
DawnGurl: A sneeze goes achoo
But a haiku goes further
I need a cold beer
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Corwin
Corwin: A cup of black mud
I light up a cigarette
The beast awakens
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CoIin
CoIin: One two three four five
Once I caught a alive
Six sept eight nine ten

(To be continued. If I can overcome the writer's block)

(Edit: changed seven to sept )
(Edited by CoIin)
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Corwin
Corwin: Haiku don't have to rhyme, you silly hound.
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CoIin
CoIin: If that is the case
Then can't just any fool do it?
And how was your day?

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Corwin
Corwin: Ummm.... your second line has 8 syllables... I suppose that answers your first question.

My day rolls along
With caffeine and nicotine
My favorite foods
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CoIin
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CoIin
CoIin: Poetry is for poofs anyway

I'm heading back to the Science forum where men are men and test-tubes are nervous
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Mask Of Dionysus
Mask Of Dionysus: Colin, you are so full of shit
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CoIin
CoIin: Dang constipation
No wonder I'm fulla shit
Pass the laxative

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