Write a Silly Haiku (Page 2)

Corwin: Colon of Colin
Imprisoned fecal cell mates
Breathe freedom once more

CoIin: I once was Colin
But then one careless vowel
Made me a bowel

DawnGurl: Frogs in a bath tub
Is like Colin in Science
Test tubes get nervous

Corwin: Twenty minutes spent
To think of something clever
I will just say "poop".

Mz Demeanor: Cop out and say "poop"
What kind of crap can that be?
Try harder next time

Corwin:

babygirl_kiera: "Poop" seems to be stuck
In the topic of Haikus
But the gas has passed

That would make more sense if I could use more syllables. . .

Corwin: Poop, poopity poop
Such a wonderful topic
And farts are good too

brainfart: Speaking of farts eh?
Lo, behold, here cometh the
Queen of farts! Fffff-flarp.

Mz Demeanor: I sat on my cat
It farted and pooped a turd
That I must clean up

CoIin: .
Seduce the turd with
Scatological haiku
Then propose merdiage

(Important note to poetic pedants [that means Corvin ] - merdiage is pronounced with two syllables. So there! )

tbulb: silly boys' haikus
seem only to use words like
fart, turd, gas and poo. )

Corwin: The Haiku thread bumped
A bumping to encourage
Further stinky verse

Mz Demeanor: Haikus are stupid
"Senseless and pointless they are"
said my friend Yoda

pooks82: Up at 4am
Online with nothing to do
Reading your Haiku

tbulb: laughing here.... thanks for the giggles...

should write a haiku....
about all the sillinesses
but find I just can't.....

Corwin: Your Haiku has failed
For you have eight syllables
In the second line

tbulb: see...told you I couldn't write one! hehehehee (whip off the "es" if you must! )

Corwin:

I will do just that
To pluralize "silliness"
Is not a real word

tbulb: Ontologically
It exists--you can see it--
See: sillinesses.

() <<<supposed to be a grin

Corwin: "Ontologically" is six syllables.

tbulb: ooops misspelled -- meant to force fit it as ontologicly... (wrong spelling, but I invoke my poetic licence!) *grin*

CoIin: Let's change the game to dactylic hexameter

Coz this is childish

tbulb: Okay Colin...show us one!

CoIin: .
Sing, goddess, um, er
Of the rage of Achilles
And other stuff too