Write a Silly Haiku (Page 4)

Corwin: Please pull my finger
I will then blow a big fart
That never gets old

Wild__: Child has a tablet
She ignores the world all day
I break out Legos

near50ohoh: loud,wet, stinky blasting
the big fart philosophy
is boys' joy i know

Geoff: Writing a haiku
is the not an easy thing
for the illiterate

Geoff: Kissing your sister
is the preserve of rednecks
oh, and the Jedi

Geoff: Nutjobs find their home
in our formerly sane forums
and so I am sad

drywitty: Like I always say,
If you can't beat them, join them.
Lied. Never said that.

drywitty: Each forum has nuts
If you don't know who they are
Then the nut is you

Wild__: I love a blow job
Hand jobs are also awesome
Never had a nut job

Geoff: Geoff`s a known nut
I am well aware of this fact
but I am funny

Geoff: if ($this:is funny)
{ then by all means laugh at it }
else { you may ignore }

Geoff: I would like a beer
But I have none in the fridge
And the store is shut

Corwin: Hands Geoff a cold beer.
Although it is virtual
And lacking in kick

Geoff: A toast, yes! A toast
Corvin, our wonderful host
and his fine virtual beer

Wonderbunny: She had long red nails
She had black nylon tights
and a stubbled chin.

near50ohoh: i like aerosmith
they have many great stories
in their raucous songs

Corwin: Couldn't Aerosmith
Have all died in a plane crash
Instead of Skynard?

drywitty: Taking kid swimming
Outdoor pool will cool us off
Picnic afterwards

Derek4: Late nights at Wire
Chatting until two a.m.
Zombie the next day!

Wild__: Together we build
Tablet Ignored by Legos:
A timeless classic

Wild__: Bedtime approaches
First day of fifth grade draws near
Boys will soon know fear

Corwin: When I was in school
The girls all wore spandex shorts
Hard to concentrate

Wild__: How to get rid of an unwanted girlfriend - By Wild

During a B.J.
Wait for the very best part
Cut loose a huge fart

My phone is broken
Or is it lost? Can't respond
Music plays: ringtone

Log onto Facebook
Change your status to "single"
How kids today "dump"

Cocaine binge works well
Drug addiction breaks that spell
I am such a dick

MercuryDragon: Morning grumpiness
"What the f*** are you doing?"
Give me more coffee

Derek4: Itchy and red eyes
Seasonal allergies suck...
Hand me more kleenex