Write a Silly Haiku (Page 7)

ColonelKusanagi:
down goes another drunk
gotta carry him away
here he can not stay

Wild__: Down goes another shot
That certainly hit the spot
Ode to Scotch whiskey

Taken down, drunk tank
A crooked cop you can thank
He's a coke dealer

near50ohoh: if you must drink dark
the whiskey you want is rye
now that is divine (sighs)

so smooth masterful
the cops may join your imbibe
not drag your behind ( )

Wild__: I love to play games
But leap frog with unicorns...
Doesn't sound like fun

near50ohoh: the frog would not find
such an activity fun
but the unicorn? ( )

ColonelKusanagi:
Paint a picture now
To describe to us just how
fairy-tails go wrong

Wild__: Like when Mother Goose
Got ran over by a moose
And she enjoyed it

ColonelKusanagi:
beastiality
always thought something was up
living in a shoe

Wild__: Camping on Titan
Atmosphere mostly methane
Farts go unnoticed

Wild__: But don't light a smoke!!!
More awesome than Saturn's rings
A fireball orbits

near50ohoh: back to farts again
seems we cant stay away long
sniffer up masks gone (ew)

Corwin: The topic of farts
Friends, Romans, and countrymen
Lend me your noses

near50ohoh: has any dear one
explored the topic of puke ( )
it must have fun in?

drywitty: Second day of school
My kid survived the first one
Left homework at home

Mz Demeanor: throw up, upchuck, puke
pray to the porcelain god
projectile vomit

Corwin: I thought I would burp
But burps don't usually
Land on your shoe

Wild__: Camping in a rug
You might meet yourself someday
Or a nasty troll

drywitty: Dad made us camp out
Slept on a picnic table
Know what? Skunks can climb

Wild__: Bears can also climb
And more aggressive during...
Archery season

Wild__: Raccoons can be cute
But when you are sound asleep
Your ice chest they loot

Wonderbunny: Fred Flintstone's a lie
Stone age men did not have cars
Or even stone wheels.

Wild__: Tom and Jerry too
No mouse could outwit a cat
Funny as hell though

near50ohoh: that blasted acme
made wylie look foolish when
road runner he won

lilmomma91:
I have a big heart
I like to make others smile
And very happy

Wild__: Finger extended
Is she writing a Haiku?
Or flipping me off?