Write a Silly Haiku (Page 70)

RiccoShort: I can't write haiku
even if i try so hard
that i poop myself

lummox: You're doing just fine
All acts of great poetry
Require follow through

WarriorMouse: I try to like spring
All the flowers and those things
but then I just SNEEZE

lummox: Bless you little mouse
I thought it was a snail trail
Now i know it's snot

WarriorMouse: Thank you kindly SNIFFS
Have intimate relations
with the Kleenex box

The13th: good to see ya all
Ssssssstill writing all these years
keep on keeping on

WarriorMouse: Haiku entertains
When bored with my life and work

Keeps mice mind busy

lummox: Busy minds stay young
Busy lives make manifest
Busy bodies pry

(Edited by lummox)

Lilith___: You hide your hot wind...
What else do you hide from me?
How could I trust you?

lummox: The urge to party
In Star Wars vernacular
Is strong in this one

Lilith___: You're doing it fine.
More than fine, you do it great.
Love yourself, relax.

Lilith___: You have to vote soon.
And you choose the loudest barks.
Does smell surprise you?

(Edited by Lilith___)

WarriorMouse: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH !!!!!
Repeats over and over
Until some believe

lummox: At least newspapers
At a push, can double as
Hardcore toilet roll

Corwin:
Newspaper TP
I use the funny section
And laugh my ass off

lummox: Started with a hug
Blossomed into a romance
Faded back to friends

Lilith___: You got amnesia
And forgot where your mouth was
You never give up

lummox: Woke up this morning
Whirlwind chasing me around
Got the bum burp blues

Lilith___: We don't make champagne
We even don't suffocate
How lucky we are

Wild__: I am exhausted
Where did all my money go?
My god damn back hurts

(Edited by Wild__)

(Post deleted by Wild__ 4 years ago)

lummox: That is what happens
When you decide to bulk buy
Dark Web Viagra

WarriorMouse: Furry Blonde Kitty

Why remove the nap
From carpet when it match drapes
Don't make kitty sad

Corwin:
Must bump Haiku thread
Bumpety bumpety bump
Bumpety bump bump

lummox: Farts are like toothpaste
They respond to the order
Squeeze from the bottom

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