Write a Silly Haiku (Page 71)

Corwin
Corwin:
Farts are like shampoo
Apply, lather, rinse, repeat
Oh wait.... no they're not.
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Wild__
Wild__:

Sharts are like fat chicks
Nice and warm and wet and fun
But don't tell your friends
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Corwin
Corwin:

Sharts are like revenge
They wait for just the right time
But aren't served cold
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Wild__
Wild__:

Farts are like Haiku
So fun to conjure up and
Share with some people
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Wild__
Wild__: Lincoln loved fart jokes
And wore a really cool hat
Sounds me of someone...

True story - Abe Lincoln loved fart jokes.
(Edited by Wild__)
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NoNunidentifiable
NoNunidentifiable: Once there was a Corvin
He'd Haiku all day
If we were mischievous he'd be in a comical play

I couldn't write a Haiku, so i thought i'd play with stage.... Some writings or muses in which to array....Some idyllic pattern of which to my dismay... Wasn't a Haiku but was a short play... It went like this and i prattled on all day.

Enter stage/On set Haikuing Corvin=

Corvin to audience: "A good day fellow Haikuar's"

Audience (with prompt): "Ah very good day to you Mr Corvin the Haikuee" (collective)

Corvin to audience: "It's nice to see so many of you lovely lads, lassies, lyricists in the lights from this here stage" *addresses the audiences with a bow to all sides*

Audience (without prompt): *hysterical lisztomania for Corvin ensues*

Corvin to audience: *bows as flowers are cascading down from above stage, curtains draw*
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lummox
lummox: A new one on me
Jellied heels, knees, and elbows
Relieve the pressure
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WarriorMouse
WarriorMouse: Thinking way too much
I need a jellied brain pad
Resting mice poor mind
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Corwin
Corwin:
When farts hit the fan
Makes less of a mess than shit
But smells similar
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lummox
lummox: No anger no fear
Just gentle gas from the rear
Silent is golden
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NoNunidentifiable
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Wild__
Wild__: Stock up on T P
But not food and water too?
Now starve to death bitches
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Corwin
Corwin:
If they are starving
Will they still need to go poop?
No TP needed
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Wild__
Wild__: Stavation leads to
Explosive diarrhea
And dysentery
(Edited by Wild__)
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Geoff
Geoff:
We're all gonna die
Most likely from incompetence
We'll pay taxes too
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Corwin
Corwin:
I'm anti-TP
TP causes autism
We should use Kleenex
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NoNunidentifiable
NoNunidentifiable: Hitting a nail
Is like hitting ones head
It hurts and is a useful tool
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Wild__
Wild__: Taxes are just funds
Texas is a U S state
Don't confuse the two
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Corwin
Corwin: @NoNunidentifiable

That's not a Haiku
Pay mind to the syllables
It's 5 - 7 - 5
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MJ59
MJ59: I see her, I love
My mind is like a dove
Her bewbs are from god
(Edited by MJ59)
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Corwin
Corwin:
I smell her, she farts
My nose is like a hound dog
Her farts are from beans
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MJ59
MJ59: I saw a big rat
It thought it was a black cat
But it was a dog
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Corwin
Corwin:
Brown Spots on the Walls
A novel by the author:
Dr. Hu Flung Pu
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Lilith___
Lilith___: A lockdown lesson
Unfriend ALL those that can't fart
Our unsmelling foes
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