Write a Silly Haiku (Page 72)

Geoff
Geoff:
We shall meet again
I really do not know were
And I don't know when
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Lilith___
Lilith___: You cause me brain farts
What's on the tip of my tongue
My bum says in slang
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JacquesTrappe
JacquesTrappe: Brand new Camero
I still have some of my teeth
Check out my trailer

~ A redneck haiku
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Corwin
Corwin:
This skunk tastes awful
I'll look further up the road
For something better
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JacquesTrappe
JacquesTrappe:

It started early
A deep rumble in my gut
Hello food baby
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Lilith___
Lilith___: A 'Cherchez la femme'
and the third state of matter
At first there's a man
(Edited by Lilith___)
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JacquesTrappe
JacquesTrappe:

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doth sayeth the mimes
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Lilith___
Lilith___: Mi - Mi Re Do Re
La Si ^Do Sol ^Mi ^Mi-^Re
^Fa ^Mi ^Re-^Do ^Re

Loose translation:
I couldn't keep it in
Let it go, let it go-go
Like an icy blast
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allie16f
allie16f: My name is allie
Why do peeps call me sally?
Allie al allie
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Lilith___
Lilith___: For only your farts
I'd swap my likable badge
to calm down my heart
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drywitty
drywitty: Letterkenny show
It is my new obsession
Jared is hot
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AL RO
AL RO: Synapse starburst
Creation illumination
Chase the flames of thought
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AL RO
AL RO: So much palaver in the Java
Tweening with meaning
Nap, nap, nap post this App
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AL RO
AL RO:
It wasn't a place for the anodyne
Contention by intention
Be here or there in these rooms of despair
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WarriorMouse
WarriorMouse: Format of haiku
Five, seven, five syllables
Get with the program!

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AL RO
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WarriorMouse
WarriorMouse: Go ahead and laugh!
For I am Queen of haiku!
I enforce the rules!
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AL RO
AL RO: Thanks Mouse, I will do better.
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WarriorMouse
WarriorMouse: Haiku can be fun!
Mice skweeks are worse than mice bites.
Thanks for your efforts!
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Corwin
Corwin:
Knew a guy named Ku
I would greet him with "Hi, Ku"
Worst Haiku ever
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Geoff
Geoff: That's not as bad as
what John de Lancie endures
every comic con
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Lilith___
Lilith___: Laughter and farting
Which came first, it doesn't matter
They're in harmony
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Corwin
Corwin:
Laughing and farting
At the same time is risky
Accidents happen
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VaronaCirus
VaronaCirus: I’m not a poet Dude
But In short I will show You
What dis mouf do
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Corwin
Corwin:
My toilet is clean
It won't stay that way for long
I ate Taco Bell
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