Write a Silly Haiku (Page 73)

Corwin
Corwin:
It's getting colder
Too cold to do many things
Like pooping outside
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Corwin
Corwin:
If I ate my poop
I might become very sick
Restraint is crucial
(Edited by Corwin)
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Corwin
Corwin:

C'mon, this is FUN, people.

Oh... in Haiku form...


These poems are fun
But I ate lentils last night
I just shit my pants
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Corwin
Corwin:
When I picked my nose
I found a lemur up there
How did it get there?
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WarriorMouse
(Post deleted by WarriorMouse 9 months ago)
WarriorMouse
WarriorMouse: Haiku has gone where?
Under the ground in despair?
-Gives it CPR-
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Corwin
Corwin:
It needed a bump
Best poetry thread on Wire
Now, pull my finger
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WarriorMouse
WarriorMouse: I must not do that
Due to Social distancing
Corona exhaust
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AutumnRae92
AutumnRae92: Raccoon with a hat
Where did you even find that?
I'd like my hat back
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Corwin
Corwin:
Noise from my attic
Raccoons are living up there
They don't pay me rent
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chrisfromqueens123
chrisfromqueens123: The women of wire
How many of them are real
I have no idea
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Corwin
Corwin:
Months with no Haiku
Maybe I should write one now
Oh wait, I just did
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chrisfromqueens123
chrisfromqueens123: haikus are boring
thats why nobody writes them
they are really lame
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Corwin
Corwin:
No, it's you who's lame
Haiku can be exciting
Watch me drop my pants

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chrisfromqueens123
chrisfromqueens123: please dont attack me
i was just being funny
i meant no offense
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Corwin
Corwin:
I meant no offense
Also just being funny
Hence the emoties
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chrisfromqueens123
chrisfromqueens123: stop stealing my lines
haikus are something special
not to be stolen
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Corwin
Corwin:
Can they be purchased?
Are they tax deductible?
I just blew a fart.
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chrisfromqueens123
chrisfromqueens123: get toilet paper
and wipe your dirty behind
im done with this now
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Corwin
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SvenOlson
SvenOlson: Sunlit condensation
Due drops dropping from tall grass blades
Splash into our new shoes
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Corwin
Corwin:
Soggy shoes can suck
But be glad they're not filled with
Lyme infested ticks



**just to note** -- Haiku syllable order is 5 - 7 - 5 ... not 6 - 8 - 6
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SvenOlson
SvenOlson: Uneducated
In unfamiliar zoning
Blasphemous brain waves
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xxalphaxx
xxalphaxx: what am I doing?
I have not a slightest clue.
fish pee in the sea.
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chrisfromqueens123
chrisfromqueens123: I am now complete
Since you came into my life
I feel truly blessed
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