Write a Silly Haiku (Page 73)

Corwin:
It's getting colder
Too cold to do many things
Like pooping outside

Corwin:
If I ate my poop
I might become very sick
Restraint is crucial

Corwin:

C'mon, this is FUN, people.

Oh... in Haiku form...


These poems are fun
But I ate lentils last night
I just shit my pants

Corwin:
When I picked my nose
I found a lemur up there
How did it get there?

WarriorMouse: Haiku has gone where?
Under the ground in despair?
-Gives it CPR-

Corwin:
It needed a bump
Best poetry thread on Wire
Now, pull my finger

WarriorMouse: I must not do that
Due to Social distancing
Corona exhaust

AutumnRae92: Raccoon with a hat
Where did you even find that?
I'd like my hat back

Corwin:
Noise from my attic
Raccoons are living up there
They don't pay me rent

chrisfromqueens123: The women of wire
How many of them are real
I have no idea

Corwin:
Months with no Haiku
Maybe I should write one now
Oh wait, I just did

chrisfromqueens123: haikus are boring
thats why nobody writes them
they are really lame

Corwin:
No, it's you who's lame
Haiku can be exciting
Watch me drop my pants

chrisfromqueens123: please dont attack me
i was just being funny
i meant no offense

Corwin:
I meant no offense
Also just being funny
Hence the emoties

chrisfromqueens123: stop stealing my lines
haikus are something special
not to be stolen

Corwin:
Can they be purchased?
Are they tax deductible?
I just blew a fart.

chrisfromqueens123: get toilet paper
and wipe your dirty behind
im done with this now

Corwin:

SvenOlson: Sunlit condensation
Due drops dropping from tall grass blades
Splash into our new shoes

Corwin:
Soggy shoes can suck
But be glad they're not filled with
Lyme infested ticks



**just to note** -- Haiku syllable order is 5 - 7 - 5 ... not 6 - 8 - 6

SvenOlson: Uneducated
In unfamiliar zoning
Blasphemous brain waves

xxalphaxx: what am I doing?
I have not a slightest clue.
fish pee in the sea.

chrisfromqueens123: I am now complete
Since you came into my life
I feel truly blessed