Write a Silly Haiku (Page 9)

near50ohoh: here Corvin have it
there is the vodka you beg
now can we please write?

Corwin: Umm... this is my thread
Feel free to write your haikus
Just keep them silly

near50ohoh: was my intention
farts, booze, sex and maybe jokes
bout other posters?

near50ohoh: can we add body
smells and fluids in the mix
i may have forgot!!

Corwin: That sounds good to me
It may not smell very good
**sniffs the monitor**

Geoff: Silliness is truly
a wonderful thing for us
because we can fart

Wild__: A taco supreme
Creates a fart lovers dream
Just don't blow bubbles

Geoff: beans beans the musical
fruit the more you eat the more
you toot, this is true

Wild__: Farts have a vile bark
And may leave a brown skid mark
A taco's revenge

Geoff: aromatherapy
means healing with funky whiffs
that is very odd

Mz Demeanor: tacos, burritos
hot sauce covering it all
this is gonna burn

Mz Demeanor: Best advice I've heard
Never ever trust a fart
Be very careful

Geoff: once faith in a fart
overcome forever and ever
by shitting myself

Mz Demeanor: To shit in your drawers
may feel warm at first, but soon...
it's cool and stinky

Geoff: warm is nice at first
then sticky uncomfortable
in the end itchy

Mz Demeanor: bubbles in the tub
after eating burritos
are not to be popped

Geoff: jakuzis are great
especially when they're free
beans for the bubbles

ColonelKusanagi:
got nothin' to say
i guess that fart smelled ok
why don't we party?

near50ohoh: the guys here can state
when the wind blows in their canal
it is sexual!!

ColonelKusanagi:
um i well uh eew
well i never oh my no
sanitizer please

Wild__:
Oh, I disagree
Sexual? neither big farts
Nor a brown willie.

ColonelKusanagi:
flopping black member
jumpin' jehosefat no
someone save our holes

near50ohoh: our three entrances
all are meant to go just out
and try in we shout!! ( some do some dont we all have triggers)

Wild__:
A mouth is meant to...
Swallow! A vagina does...
pretty much the same

An anus on the
other hand, is a one way
street for poop and farts

Wild__: ahem

*In my best impression of Yoda*

Good relations, with
the Wookies I have. Sexy,
hairy women are.