Write a Silly Haiku (Page 10)

near50ohoh: a vagina is
a pee hole a birth hole but
not a swallow hole

ColonelKusanagi:
are we sure about that
might be doing something wrong
babies come from what?

lilmomma91: My baby is cute
No one can deny its true
I love my cute son

Corwin: I find that new-borns
All look like Alfred Hitchcock
Is that really cute?

(Edited by Corwin)

Wild__: My baby was cute
She grew up and now talks back
She is a smartass

ColonelKusanagi: i'm really itchy
it's made me very bitchy
down with allergies

drywitty: Banana nut bread
And banana cream pies too
'Nana bread pudding

Sick of bananas
I still have a dozen more
What else can be made?

ColonelKusanagi:
how 'bout displayed?
all together flayed?
maybe a smoothie?

Wild__:
After another kill
I better fire up the grill
My freezer if full

Wild__:
Room for just one more
Sprawled out on the freezer floor
Can I shut the door?

Wild__: Wait just a minute
Her body, still rather warm
Necrophilia

ColonelKusanagi:
so death is the end
i think the body can lend
one more means to end

Wild__: "I saw you under
There!" "under where?" I asked
You said "under wear"

ColonelKusanagi:
bubbling coffee
in my tummy just a bit
grumbly why me?

Corwin: Sexy underwear
That I bet is under there
Show me if you dare

(haikus aren't really supposed to rhyme)

Wild__: one, two, three, four more?
but my balls are still quite sore!
Nymphomaniac

Wild__: I can barely talk
And I find it hard to walk
You demanding bitch

SillySally8: it's good to keep it up
and keep up!!!
so you are ready for the next time

SillySally8: did I do it? did I make a haiku?

SillySally8: ahemmm
I have just been informed I don't know what the hell i'm doing

Wild__: I give you an E for effort.

And an S for Silly, which happens to be in the title of this thread.

SillySally8: so it is

thx P

near50ohoh: has anyone taught
the dear sweet silly newbie
how haiku is done? (awww nice try!!)

Mz Demeanor: Silly, see page one
Instructions are there for all
Add some silliness

Mz Demeanor: coffee is ready
in goes the cyanide cube
I mean sugar cube

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