Weird And Strange

MishkaK15: Who can make the weirdest and the strangest poems ever?

MishkaK15: Meow, i am a cat.
I bark like a weird dumb dog,
I look so hot yet im fat,
When happy, i squeal like a hog.

deathshot: Yeet yeet smell my feet

MishkaK15: Continuing with the cat that is so fat and trips over this and that,
He ate once a huge Bigmac,
He was so fat, he was heavier that 40 watermelons in a big little mega size sack,
Bark bark, went along the dumbass,
He sings alot, he says oof alot, he is the beautiful hot tripping fatass!!
Lol.

MishkaK15: Lol Death

MishkaK15: Yeet yeet,
i aint gonna smell yo feet.
I aint the maid,
i aint gonna sew the plaid,
Im not in coldnes not in heat,
i aint gonna give you some aid.

Lol

deathshot: Lol

MishkaK15: Wotcha saying with yo "Lol"?
Why dontcha dig a deep deep hole?
Call it a grave,
And just fall in there, the boy being brave!!!
Lol jK. i dont mean this all. just as a joke

deathshot: Still hella good dude

MishkaK15: Lol thanks

MishkaK15: You call me a dude?
No. im a man. who is so rude!!
Ah oh. of course i am rude!! And i wank off to the nude…
Ahem. what did i just say???
Ahem. lets just forget this and skip to the next day.
Yikes. i blew up my house by accident when singing, "Hey hay haaayyyyyy!!!!!"

Lol.

deathshot: Lmao

MishkaK15: XD

MishkaK15: Lol thanks Death

deathshot: Np

MishkaK15: XD.

deathshot: We have started a like war

MishkaK15: Lmfao haha. switch accounts to like these posts with them.
come onnn im waiting hurry up bish.
Joking Lol

MurrderFace: It clings to my skin, it clings to the wall.
I can't be soaked in peace.
My panties on the floor.
Don't fucking touch me.
Slides down my ass.
Reaching the floor.
They all are against me.
Snakes meet to build up their wall.
Corpsed feet, bare for all.
There's nothing I can do.
But unclog my hair in the drain.

MishkaK15: Lmao oof hahaha
thats hilarious

Lilith___:
You were bread, I was butter.
But you decided to dissolve me back into milk.
I got tired from living up to your expectations
and I would never outrun my shadow.
You were a personage of some importance to me;
now you're a side-effect of my growth.

sinselady: I like murdderFace, creppy but I like it.

Lilith___: Roses are...
Violets are...
Everything is...
Nothing changed.
Only me,
doubled bagged,
wait for the last
warming hug.