Thanks, DEJOY! theHating: For fucking completely ruining.... Errrm... I mean.... Thanks, TRUMP, for completely fixing the ..... I... Errrrm... Fuck the postal service for breaking up 7 years ago... theHating: I have a great idea! You know how we love the free market? And how great the service is everywhere we go? I love that the private market can always meet demand for 10-out-of-10 cheeseburgers and 2-bedroom homes. I never get shafted by U-Haul and my Amtrak is ALWAYS on time, because the market is ssooooooo efficient. Much more efficient is the market than the sleezy cabalistic government! The market always keeps prices down in my grocery store! I just finished watching Cast Away because Tom Hanks rapes a volleyball at some point, but also works for Fed Ex. And in the opening scene, Tom shows us how much more efficient the private sector is when it comes to loosing a plane-load of packages and getting stranded on a deserted island. So, why can't we make the United States Postal Service be like that? (Edited by theHating) theHating: Trump and dejoy.... All I'm saying is by the time I get my cabinets from Wayfair, there's gunna be either a dead child or a full-grown adult inside (I'm not sure if they need food or water) | Politics Chat Room 85 People Chatting Similar Conversations |