What is Donald Trump's Greatest Failure? (Page 23)

zeffur: The link works--you're just too stupid to know how to load it.

KeithJ: Picture

MJ59: "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?" a teacher asked the children in her Sunday school class.

"No!" the children all answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"

Again the answer was, "No!"

"Well," she continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

KeithJ: you can't even do it yourself because your not smart enough Picture

KeithJ: Beaver he even doles Putin LOL

MJ59: lol

Be nice chaps

KeithJ: Putin is already saying he wants Dumptard to win,,OHHH I wonder why?

KeithJ: lol even his own posted picture failed LOL

KeithJ: image failled

MJ59: Did you hear the one about the pregnant woman who went into labor and started shouting, “Couldn’t! Wouldn’t! Shouldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”?

She was having contractions.

MJ59: When I was young there was only 25 letters in the Alphabet?

Nobody knew why.

KeithJ: lol your pictures are not showing LOL

KeithJ: anyone who supports a total idiot moron like Dump is mental

murrayduan: Donald Trump, Bernie Sanders and Keith Ellison were on the way back to DC when their car broke down out in the Country.
They noticed a Farm up the road and decided to ask for help.
When they knocked on the door, a women answered and they told her about their car problems.

She said the phone was out of order, but they could stay for the night and get help in the morning.
She said the small cabin out back can sleep 2 people and one would have to sleep in the barn with the animals.

Bernie said he would sleep in the barn, so Trump and Ellison took the cabin.
About 20 minutes later there is a knock at the cabin door and when it is opened Bernie is standing there and says guys I cant sleep out there. There is a Pig out their and I am Jewish I cant sleep near a Pig.

Ellison say OK I will sleep out there Pigs are not a problem for me.
20 minutes later there is a knock at the door. When they open the door Ellison is standing there and says I cant sleep out there I am Muslim and they have a Cow. I cant sleep near a Cow.

Trump says Damn guys I will sleep out there my Religion doesn't have a problem with animals.
About 20 minutes later there is a knock at the door. When the door is opened there stood the Pig and the Cow.

He he he. True story.

Nicotina: murrayduan. Good one

MJ59:

kittybobo34: and somehow so true, guess that's what makes it funny.