The WWE of Politics

GrayGhost24: My prediction for Survivor Series 2020, following the Presidential Election: Joe Biden pins Donald Trump in an Extreme Rules Match to win the United States Presidency. (Wishful thinking, I know) #WWEthePeople Who am I kidding, the "State" of the "Union," is a joke and this country is nothing more than a shitty wrestling promo.

If Trump dodges impeachment and somehow "wins" the "Election" "again" and DC gets a gigantic blizzard that winter, who wants to join me in protesting the making of Mother Russia 2.0 by making snowmen on the White House Lawn? We can even put a whistle in their mouths instead of a corn cob pipe. Who's with me?

Modern conservatives: "Trump doesn't wear glasses because he's got 2020" My response: "I choose to embrace my "liberal snowflake" self and become the second coming of Frosty the Snowman. You can call me #SnowWayJosé #VacatethePresidency #Kayfabebyeeeeeeeeee

The giant midget: WWE still around???
Unbelievable wow
I thought that thing was eliminated decades ago