The one true religion

Geoff
Geoff: Karma is the one true Goddess

And:

SITS is the one true God


That is all.
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Wild__
Wild__: And I'm still going to hell!
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harlett
harlett: LOL.........
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CoIin
CoIin: Yeah, but who wears the pants?
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Geoff
Geoff: Neither, they're deities, they were robes. Duh.

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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties:

I'm the benevolent one.

Karma is responsible for all of the evil in the world.

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Geoff
Geoff: Well, she is a woman.
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties:

She's gonna punish you for that ...

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Geoff
Geoff: Yeah, and I'll enjoy it.
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Hyenablood
Hyenablood: sigh, finally someone else understands the truth about sits, its about time people came around
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Karma
Karma: "God may be in the details, but the goddess is in the questions. Once we begin to ask them, there's no turning back." - Gloria Steinem
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smoke4ever
smoke4ever: blasphemy!
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Geoff
Geoff: Blasphemy, a victimless crime.
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smoke4ever
smoke4ever: are you sure its victimless?
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Geoff
Geoff: I consider that should there be a victim, and he/she/it takes umbrage in a few harmless jokes; then said deity is not worth my time, let alone my worship.
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orkanen
orkanen: I'd rather have a kilt wearing deity than a robe wearing deity, so much more comfortable and practical.
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smoke4ever
smoke4ever: who said God was the victim?
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Geoff
Geoff: Blasphemy: n "The act or offense of speaking sacrilegiously about God"

If a human is offended because I say something offensive to God, my question to them is, "Isn't God big enough to fight his own battles?"
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orkanen
orkanen:
Prove the existence of your god, and we might reconsider Blasphemy being a victimless crime.
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smoke4ever
smoke4ever: The only victim is the one who blasphemes.
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Geoff
Geoff: A god without a sense of humour is not worth following. Ergo, one who blasphemes with humour is demonstrating their freedom.

And since Pascal's wager is a moral cop out, I'll continue to opt for living on my feet and letting my brain enjoy the fresh air, rather than living on my knees.
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orkanen
orkanen:
I still like David Mitchell's alternative answer to Pascal's Wager: What if there is a god, but you only get to Heaven if you don't believe, but live your life following logic and reason.
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Karma
Karma: Someone peel me an M n M.

(Edited by Karma)
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Geoff
Geoff: **Hands the goddess a bag of unsalted peanuts**
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