Believe It or Not: You were Born Muslim! (Page 3)

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Albert_Fishsticks
Albert_Fishsticks: Now, all you have to do is prove it.
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Albert_Fishsticks: There. I fixed it for you.

“There is within the human mind, and indeed by natural instinct, an awareness of enquiry. This we take to be beyond controversy. To prevent anyone from taking refuge in the pretense of ignorance, reason itself has implanted in all men a certain understanding of critical thinking and . . . . Men of sound judgment will always be sure that a sense of rationality which can never be effaced is engraved upon men’s minds. Indeed, the perversity of the impious, who though they struggle furiously are unable to extricate themselves from the fear of ignorance, is abundant testimony that this conviction, namely, that there is probably no God, is naturally inborn in all, and is fixed deep within, as it were in the very marrow.”
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Albert_Fishsticks
Albert_Fishsticks: There. I fixed it for you.

“There is within the human mind, and indeed by natural instinct, an awareness of fantasy. This we take to be beyond controversy. To prevent anyone from taking refuge in the pretense of reality, imagination itself has implanted in all men a certain understanding of escapist thinking and . . . . Men of sound judgment will always be sure that a sense of creativity which can never be effaced is engraved upon men’s minds. Indeed, the perversity of the impious, who though they struggle furiously are unable to extricate themselves from the fear of actuality, is abundant testimony that this conviction, namely, that there are elves, goblins, ogres and fairies, is naturally inborn in all, and is fixed deep within, as it were in the very marrow.”
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Albert_Fishsticks
Albert_Fishsticks: you're forgetting the Prophet David Icke (PBUH)
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✯ ℓυcΐ∂ ♡
✯ ℓυcΐ∂ ♡: WOW I have read some bullshit in my two and half year tenure on wire BUT that takes the cake.

Congratulations you have now won the "Stinky" for the biggest pile of shit to ever cross the halls of wire.

Here to accept the award on behalf of Mohammed himself is Rena!

*cue to applause*
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bluebell
bluebell: Actually, I have seen far worse delusions than this. If she really thinks that everybody is born a Muslim, then let her live in that illusion. It doesn't harm her, while at the same time, it amuses us. Nothing to worry about...
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CoIin
CoIin: Better than being abducted by aliens. Here they are again. Argggghhh!!!

* several intubations *
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office
office: I don't know what would be worst: To be abducted by aliens or by Muslims!
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CoIin
CoIin: well, if we can solve the question of whether aliens are born Muslims too, it may turn out to be the same thing . I'll ask them next time I get abducted. Aliens, I mean.
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✯ ℓυcΐ∂ ♡: Just a crazy thought but what if 'Allah' was a woman? Holy crap that would piss a lot of men off lol
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✯ ℓυcΐ∂ ♡
✯ ℓυcΐ∂ ♡: Not even the Christians were that indecisive. Thanks for the info Missy
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CoIin
CoIin: If He does turn out to be a woman, I suggest we rename Her She-lah
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✯ ℓυcΐ∂ ♡
✯ ℓυcΐ∂ ♡: hahahahaha You know in Australia "sheila" is a derogatory term?
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CoIin
CoIin: I know , but's it's also my Mum's name
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CoIin
CoIin: Why would I be pissed off? Gimme a nice goddess over a god any day
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✯ ℓυcΐ∂ ♡
✯ ℓυcΐ∂ ♡: I did say 'some men' ie Muslim men.
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Albert_Fishsticks
Albert_Fishsticks: dont forget to wash your hands in dirt (if there is no water available) after coming into contact with a woman.
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CoIin
CoIin: Believe it or not, we're all born Frank Sinatra (PBUH) fans
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Albert_Fishsticks
Albert_Fishsticks: Believe it or not: We were all born primates.
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CoIin
CoIin: Believe it or not, we're all born with a full complement of neurons. In fact babies have more than us Li'l Johnny (PBUH) for president!!
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CoIin
CoIin: Believe it or not, we're all born with the only vein that carries blood away from the heart.
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