Satan is all about death (Page 2)

conspiracy
conspiracy: So Santa is hiding his horns (and true identity) under the red cap then?
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Ruffle
Ruffle: Wouldn't it be strange thinking that Satan travels around in a reindeer-powered sled and hands out presents to children that have behaved well? I'd say that this would ruin his evil image...
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Geoff
Geoff: Haven't you noticed that it is the most spoiled whiney kids that get the most presents?

//Edit - Mother of all typos
(Edited by Geoff)
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CoIin
CoIin: I stopped writing letters to Santa the year I received a gift of a chemistry set filled with phials of arsenic, plutonium and cobra venom.
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Perdurabo
Perdurabo: Satan isnt all about death! Dr. Faustus got a pretty sweet deal.
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CoIin
CoIin: ^^ Depends which version of Faust you read. Goethe went soft on him.
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Geoff
Geoff: So did Pete & Dud
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xapim
xapim: i thought.....satan got a legend to pass gabrials frotress to attack adam and eve with the decision to eat the apple thinking it would cause death to the nathanderthaws, so god had to come up with a masterplan ? and then like poof...there was a war where god threw satan out of heaven, and the master plan was of death or somekind of assumtion. and so like poof...santa shoots up the chimney.
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ProfCandyRivers
ProfCandyRivers: It's all about Krampus.
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Hyenablood
Hyenablood: satan is all about twisting truths, twisting lies, causing good people to become bad, great people to downfall, innocents to be stolen, wicked acts, murder, rape, stealing.
As a god of evil the greatest wickedness is to turn someone good into someone evil or wicked, he loves that.
Plus all the torture and punishment he dools out on a daily basis, the screams and crys of the damned, their whining to be free and forgiven, all music to his ears.
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Geoff
Geoff: **air guitars around the room**
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smoke4ever
smoke4ever: The Destroyer,
the angel of the Abyss,
Abaddon,
Apollyon,
the King of the locusts,
that Old Serpent,
the Deceiver,
the Accuser,
Satan,
the Devil,
the Great Dragon.
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Geoff
Geoff: the humongous facepalm
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lavendar_star
lavendar_star: The devil does not exist, history has shown we humans like playing the blame game and devil has been a good character for that and also relives God from all the bad that exists in the world.

Religion you got love the whole psychology of it and of course the story telling and the brilliant fictional characters.
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bahcatha
bahcatha: Satan "if he exists" wants to be worshipped, what better way to accomplish this than to come to earth as the so called son of God. Satan has all the necessary powers of deception to get the job done, God if he exists has nothing to gain by sending his son. "Jesus" is only there because "Satan" knows a lot of people wont follow him directly because he is "evil", but if he becomes the so called Messiah then he becomes the good one and all of the braindead morons will now believe in him, but they are one and the same.
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bahcatha
bahcatha: yes funny even pathetic, but true.
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bahcatha
bahcatha: glad you agree.
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bahcatha
bahcatha: after a good drool a page from the bible makes a good cleanup rag.
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bahcatha
bahcatha: makes good toilet paper also.
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