Women for the Unethical Loving of Strong Jesus

SovietSexKitten
SovietSexKitten: Hello,

My name is G (not really), and I'm here to share a great holy mystery of awesomeness that few bold women have had the courage to dominate. Since we all know that I'm awesome and that I'm also dominant, it only seems fair that I should mount this beast and tame it (make it mine). I feel like all women should have the privilege and pleasure to lay their eyes upon Him and experience the kindness of his hair (Jackson would be so proud). *Le tear.

Ladies I present you with the one and only Strong Jesus. Worship him gently as I fix him a sandwich made only of meat.

http://strongjesus.com/
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мιѕѕ_яєвєℓ
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мιѕѕ_яєвєℓ
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Miss Skar
Miss Skar: "I love meat, lots of it. I like it raw and juicy, just like how I like pussy. When I'm not getting a woman to bring me a sandwhich I'm out cooking on the BBQ. I eat 40oz steaks every night.... blue rare..."

ha...holly hell
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SovietSexKitten
SovietSexKitten: Seriously Skar, is that not a match made in heaven? I like to men sandwiches and being in the kitchen. I also like meat. He likes women that make him sandwiches and loves meat nearly as much as I do.

We need to spread his gospel to the ladies far and wide
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SovietSexKitten
SovietSexKitten: Correction: I like to make men sandwiches. Ugh I'm typing ESL now Nobody report me
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DÄVÉ©
DÄVÉ©: G is a master sandwich crafter.
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Share Bear
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LilMissAlexandria
LilMissAlexandria: hail hail
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Candy____
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Skill Sawdomy
Skill Sawdomy: Dear God..
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LilMissAlexandria
LilMissAlexandria: only chris would choose a name like that
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SovietSexKitten
SovietSexKitten: I wish Chris would have gone with something a little more gory this time.

Guys I think I'm in trouble Topic: Off Topic
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Rickey Minaj
Rickey Minaj: I want to see his junk.
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☼ T ☼
☼ T ☼: LMAO @ The email address. If I was not scared that my brother would put me in the church bulletin for prayers, I would so link him that site!
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ShanBamFoFranBanana
ShanBamFoFranBanana: Oooooooooooooooooooooo
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мιѕѕ_яєвєℓ
мιѕѕ_яєвєℓ: Available Services http://strongjesus.com/index-3.html

I'm available for all services ladies, if you know what I mean *wink* I get requests day and night. All it takes is one look of my flowing blond locks and I get women flowing like an open fire hydrant.

Send a message to sexape@strongjesus.com and I can hook you up with a one in a lifetime mindblowing experinces from yours truly.

Because I'm so well endowed I make custom moulds of my own cock for women who can't get the pleasure they need from their boyfriends tiny dicks. The cost is 150$ for the Thor special, email all enquires to sexape@strongjesus.com (For an extra fee you can get the real thing ladies)
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SovietSexKitten
SovietSexKitten: He's so kind to the ladies
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Nymphetamine Ene
Nymphetamine Ene: lmfaooooooooooooooooooo, fuck me ...
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LilMissAlexandria
LilMissAlexandria: i see u as as sis mags i cant
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Nymphetamine Ene
Nymphetamine Ene: did anyone order him yet? i wanna know what is he like before i do
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Fjordman
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