What is a Christian? (Page 4)

davesdatahut: those were the jewish cows. they learned it to keep peace at the watering hole with the hasidic monkeys.

near50ohoh: dave uh but i guess it was a miracle cuzz i dont think monkeys wandered the middle east

davesdatahut: it was god's will, from all i've been able to determine. he took them from the halls of parliament and plunked them down by the cows just for a laugh. god is a goofy feller.

near50ohoh: zanjan i had to think of the word its been years ichthys, ichthus, or jewish ixoye the fish symbol of the early christians dont tell my clergy uncles it didnt roll off my tongue immediately or i will be

Zanjan: Yes, Near, most Christians have to know this but never ask why they don't use the fish symbol anymore. Why use the F-word in another language? Ichthyosis - human fish scale disease has a hereditary component, symptoms beginning in childhood.

Acts 9:18
And immediately there fell from his eyes as it had been scales: and he received sight forthwith, and arose, and was baptized.

Interesting the choice of words - "scales" - as opposed to curtains, blinders or eyelid weights.

oh_good_laughs: God is All Powerful

TheDoctor394: Amen. :-)

macktown928: give glory to the MOST HIGH GOD.

Intolerance: Only those who confess their sins before God and his only son, are saved. All others are going to hell. Anyone Bahai, Muslim, Catholic, Buddhist, all the rest, will burn. And I'm not jsut saying this, God makes America number 1 because of our true faith, otherwise these other satan worshipers would have cultural military power of America.

CoIin: Do you have the complete list?

I'm just wondering what position Taiwan is at.

Thanks!

Intolerance: Taiwan is a bunch of sinners. You are a sinner and should confess your sins before gods judgement comes crashing down on you.

CoIin: Yes, yes, thanks

But that hit parade list, please

Intolerance: Fine, heres all the people who are in the hands of an Angry God: Athiests, Buddhist, Philosophers, Hedonists, Bahai, Hindus, Anglicans, Presbitarians, Jains, Sihks, Scienctologist, scientists, agnotsitcs, gnostics, cathloics, coptics, muslims, episciplaians, lutherians, orthodox, jews, communists, socialists, green movement, methodists, etc.

CoIin: So that leaves you

But won't it be lonely in Heaven?

CoIin: And I'd still like that list, please.

Unless you're making this stuff up

And dishonesty is a sin

And we all know where sinners go

Intolerance: They go to hell. And what list are you talking about?

Intolerance: Dishonesty only matters to fellow true Christians, lieing to sinners means nothing.

CoIin: The list that has the USA in #1 position (thanks to God)

Don't you read your own posts?

Intolerance: Its self evident, like all God given rights, we still the most powerful for now.. but since were a sinning bunch of hedonists now, God will punish us until we learn our lesson, or the rapture is going to happen, either way, its all been predicted in the bible.

CoIin: Well, I gotta run.

But it's encouraging to see there are people like Intolerance out there working hard to maintain the good name of Christianity.

Onward Christian soldiers....

Intolerance: Confess your sins funny guy, before its too late.

Zanjan: Intolerance: "we still the most powerful for now."

Except for the gazillion of dollars in debt; knowing they can never pay it back, America is a slave. May God forgive their debt and put money in everyone's bank accounts.

Speaking of money, theirs is ugly and boring because they have no creativity. They have no idea how enjoyable colorful, brail, hologram, plastic peek-a-boo bank notes are. Take a lesson from Canadians, people!

macktown928: dose not matter how much money you can pay the DEBT off, it's paying the people back who payed the DEBT, hence we are always in DEBT forever

Intolerance: Canadians, Americans, whats the difference? Its like someone saying, "I'm not German because I'm Austrian", Or "I'm not white I'm Anglo-saxon".