And God/Allah/Odin said... (Page 2)

lori100: Odin was a big believer in family values....

Intolerance: Odin is a satanic creation of suburban privilidge white people who are fashionably anti-christian pagan-wiccans for a few years before turning into born again christians like they should.

lori100: I've heard the anti-Christian pagan-rhubarbians are all the rage...

Intolerance: They need to have theirs souls purified in fire. But since we live in a christians society, they need to be arrested and sent to mental hospitals.

lori100: okey dokey....that sounds fair....

Intolerance: I'm not joking, theres to much sin in the world thanks to atheists mostly. We need our values back, so make sure you vote republican next election, to get our country back.

lori100: Are republicans pro or anti rhubarb...? .....I need to know....

Intolerance: Republicans are the only thing that can save this world. We'll run it the way it should be, God Fearing, and we'll put the fear of God back into our enemies (all those that are against us), because we don't fear using or weapons of mass destruction to make a point.

lori100: That didn't answer the question....rhubarbs.....pro or con...?

Intolerance: Sinner! Your words are all satanic! Confess your sins, before its to late, then your questions will be less about joking around, and more about the will of God.

lori100: I feel God is pro rhubarb and approves this message...

Intolerance: Shun those who disagree with your religious views. Romans 16:17

Intolerance: The non-Christian is “a deceiver and an anti-Christ” 2 John 1:7

lori100: Shun those who disagree with your pro rhubarb views....Romans 11:12

lori100: The non-Christian is " a deceiver and an anti-rhubarbian" 3 John 14:15

Geoff: **Narrows eyes**

Not sure if Intolerance is trolling or really just that dumb.

lori100: Aww....he was fun, we had fun with him on the Evolution vs. Creation thread too, in case you missed that one....he's planning on converting Corvin......

Serabi:

Why is it always "God FEARING"? The opposite of Respect perhaps? You cannot respect those you fear. Thank goodness he is not my god.

Odin is cool though!

sebtheanimal: mindless idiots believe in the literal sense an old book written exclusively for the purpose of deceit and power

Serabi:

I still think the Bible is a fairly good history book with sound values.

sebtheanimal: obviously...stone to death the wife and all sorts of family values like that

Serabi:

No, the ten commandments are pretty good.

Change the above to "SOME" good values.

I really believe that you can take good out of any book and make it part of you. Terry Pratchett says some brilliant things, amongst others.

sebtheanimal: Those commandments came before the Bible. They are still not proof of God or any of the rest of the fairy tales like an immaculate conception or animals talking or crazy shit like that. Some of them are redundant.
I can tell you murder, cheating, greed is wrong.

Serabi:

Hey, I never said that I'm a believer! I'm a born atheist who has never believed. I'm not looking for proof of God's existance. I'm just saying that certain good can be derived from any book.

Just forget I said anything.

BTW - you can get virgin births. It still happens today - after heavy petting! There is nothing unusual about that.