Seeking jesus? On the off chance god exists and wants to send me to hell?

theHating
theHating:

Should i also believe in and search for kryptonite... on the off chance superman wants to kill me?
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Angry Beaver
Angry Beaver: I think that would be prudent
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Angry Beaver
Angry Beaver: Psychedelic Porn Crumpets - Found God in a Tomato
Came for the title, stayed for the music, great tune!



Very Floyd like to my ears...
(Edited by Angry Beaver)
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prairwarur
prairwarur: No, just because He loves you. Ask Him.
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Angry Beaver
Angry Beaver: Geeze if he loves me I'd hate to see what he does to people he dislikes
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Sir Loin
Sir Loin: I think you're reasonably safe Hating. The bible doesn't mention Hell, that's just an invention by the pope
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Angry Beaver
Angry Beaver: Phew! Blackie sez we're all gunna
I was worried
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Sir Loin
Sir Loin: Hahaha. Yeah Blackies a decent bloke just a bit misguided 😀
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Angry Beaver
Angry Beaver: More than a little rofl
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edvis
edvis: https://www.worldbibleschool.net/about/
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Sir Loin
Sir Loin: No thanks edvis
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Angry Beaver
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shadowline
shadowline: Presumably, seeing as how He sent a manifestation of Himself to pay the price for your sins, and the price was intense suffering and a hard death, God wants the opposite of "to send you to Hell". He seems to want at all cost to welcome you to heaven.
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theHating
theHating: I've heard that before.
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Sir Loin
Sir Loin: There is no Hell, it was invented by Pope Constantine about 370AD to scare folks into giving the church money
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chronology
chronology: Hmmm Hell may be quite crowded indeed.

Modern Humans were created, probably by making a hybrid from homosapien existing stock in Eden around 50000 years ago. There have been an estimated 90.000.000.000. Such modern hybrids who have lived their cursed lives ever since Adam was evicted from his Nudist Dome and had to start wearing clothes.

90.000.000.000. That is a lot of gnashing teeth and crying humans in hell.
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prairwarur
prairwarur: Do you know The Lord?



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Sir Loin
Sir Loin: How can it be crowded when it doesn't exist?
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theHating
theHating: Lol how we know hitler didn't repent? I dont wanna go to heaven with hitler fk man, i hope hell exists...
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Sir Loin
Sir Loin: I don't think repenting is enough to get into heaven, there's gotta be some action too
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chronology
chronology: Sir loin , well Jesus Himself says He will personally throw endless numbers of Church goers into Hell. He will also say He never even knew them. They protest that they did all kinds of actions for Jesus but He dismissed them saying He never knew them. So the churchies will thrown into endless fire and suffering for ever and ever.
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Sir Loin
Sir Loin: Did Jesus say that or is that how Constantine changed his words?
The Bible has been so altered and bastardised over the years it bears no resemblance to the original scriptures
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chronology
chronology: Many people agree with you entirely about that. Personally I do not think so. But you have many scholars and historians who would agree with you completely.
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Sir Loin
Sir Loin: Not a bad idea to read the Apocrypha to see some of what Constantine deleted. Such as any reference to women in leadership roles or Jesus being married
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chronology
chronology: I have read the apocrypha books and have my own views about them. As far as I am concerned there are only 4 gospels Mathew Mark Luke and John.

But hey, if you prefer Nicodemus or Mary or Judas books that is your opinion. I would never insult your choice.
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Sir Loin
Sir Loin: I read something by Ruth too
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