Jesus (Page 2)

theHating
theHating: MARY must have had an extra chromosome.



Honestly, please tell me where you guys hear this stuff..

Does jesus NEED a Y chromosome?
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Angry Beaver
Angry Beaver: perhaps he was XXY?... U never know

"Klinefelter's syndrome isn't inherited, but rather occurs only as a result of a random genetic error after conception.
Males born with Klinefelter's syndrome may have low testosterone and reduced muscle mass, facial hair and body hair. Most males with this condition produce little or no sperm.
Treatment may include testosterone replacement and fertility treatment."

Jesus has a beard in all his selfies hmmmmmm?
Bit scrawny lookin too....
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theHating
theHating: Why might it be possible to even sample and identify the messiah's skin and bones?

What are the implications?



I'm "shopping for carrots at a furniture store". <3
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Angry Beaver
Angry Beaver: I dun like carrots, see what eatin too many did to old Trumpy Pumpy
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theHating
theHating: If he "rose from the grave and ascended to heaven", i presume you wouldn't want to have a sample of jesus in your possession...
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Angry Beaver
Angry Beaver: Did they have hover packs for zombies back then?
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theHating
theHating: If you had said "jesus' skin sample", clearly he did not do all that amazing stuff + becoming a projected beam of metaphysical light, spraying loaves and fishes and pamphlets on safe abortion practices everywhere.
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theHating
theHating: Cant seem to find any hover packs in the fossil record...
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Angry Beaver
Angry Beaver: Dig deeper?
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theHating
theHating: I hope you can afford it, my dear taxpayer!
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Angry Beaver
Angry Beaver: Mate's got a backhoe, special rates
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theHating
theHating: Hahahahaha i love you
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Angry Beaver
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LoisS
LoisS: @ Beaver, to answer your question on page 1.Yes, I believe Jesus boned a few hunnies.
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Angry Beaver
Angry Beaver: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the dirty bugger
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prairwarur
prairwarur: So many of these threads, hating! So many unanswered questions. By the time I have pondered over what has been written in these many different, yet ironically similar topics, I have forgotten to which one I thought I'd respond. Maybe I'll go have a read in the others you have begun and once again try to formulate an answer. I'm really not sure if it is an answer you want or just trying to scratch this itch you have for belittling believers in God?
Guess we shall see.
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theHating
theHating: Okay okay
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prairwarur
prairwarur: Now which thread did you discuss unborn babies?
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theHating
theHating: Lol
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