You Might Be An Engineer If...

JAY: You have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically.

You enjoy pain.

You know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.

You chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force".

You've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.

It is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.

You frequently whistle the theme song to "MacGyver".

You know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.

You think in "math".

You've calculated that the World Series actually diverges.

You hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function.

You have a pet named after a scientist.

You laugh at jokes about mathematicians.

The Humane society has you arrested because you actually performed the Schrodinger's Cat experiment.

You can translate English into Binary.

You can't remember what's behind the door in the engineering building which says "Exit".

You have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because there's a wind-chill factor in the lab.

You are completely addicted to caffeine.

You avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe.

The "fun" center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use.

You'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math easier.

The blinking 12:00 on someone's VCR draws you in like a tractor beam to fix it.

You bring a computer manual / technical journal as vacation reading.

The salesperson at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions.

You can't help eavesdropping in computer stores... and correcting the salesperson.

You're in line for the guillotine... it stops working properly... and you offer to fix it.

You go on the rides at Disneyland and sit backwards to see how they do the special effects.

You have any "Dilbert" comics displayed in your work area.

You have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work.

You have never backed up your hard drive.

You haven't bought any new underwear or socks for yourself since you got married.

You spent more on your calculator than on your wedding ring.

You think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't get enough sleep.

You would rather get more dots per inch than miles per gallon.

You've ever calculated how much you make per second.

Your favorite James Bond character is "Q," the guy who makes the gadgets.

You understood more than five of these jokes.

You make a copy of this list, and post it on your door (or your home page !)

Qz: You might be an engineer if...... You spend alot of time on a train

TactiC4lTurtle: You might be an engineer if you're multitool has C4 explosive residue.

JAY: yeah....im an engineer and i like trains a lot

SPIRIT-ONE: you might be an engineer or a street sweeper ,but sooner or later ,everybody going to dance with the reaper

JAY: hmmmmm

Clevername123: "You know vector calculus but can't remember how to do long division"

lol... so true ahahahaha

JAY: lol

Luole: ”You know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.“

talented writer.

JAY:

display2: "You're in line for the guillotine... it stops working properly... and you offer to fix it."
Hehe,loved this one!!

JAY: thank u

Coastwind: You might be an engineer if: the term best guess makes you shuffle your feet.

Geoff: "Invention is 99% perspiration. Which is why engineers smell so bad."

SPIRIT-ONE: you might be an engineer or a streetsweeper but sooner or later ,you gone dance wit da REAPER!