Vampires? (Page 2)

UglyNerdMan: vampires are disgusting creatures. they exist as trolls.

notsohardman: I Think they do exist personally but thats my opinion.

LiptonCambell: What makes you think they exist as opposed to, say, zombies?

After all, both are highly fictionalized beings.....

Koko_Krunch: how do u kill a muslim vampire?!! crosses wont work

StuckInTheSixties: You're obsessed, dude.

hard_candy: Did someone call for a vampire?

StuckInTheSixties: Bite me, Candy!

hard_candy: I will, rawr!

or at least give you a nasty suck

Koko_Krunch: Thanks for your help SITS about muslim vampires.

Ill try using pig bones tied together with ham as u advised.

StuckInTheSixties: I'm just surprise you haven't posted any anti-Islam diatribes in the Gastronomy thread. Or maybe you could post an "I Hate Muslims" poem in the Poetry Forum.

Koko_Krunch: BRB just writing ant-islam diatribe in Gastronomy forum!

anti-muslim poetry hmmm? how would you prefer i compose my work? iambic pentameter or a nice Shakespearean Sonnet?

Koko_Krunch:

StuckInTheSixties: A crude limerick is more your style, I would think.

hard_candy: There was a young girl from Iraq,

Who liked to lie on her back,

She once got this feeling,

To piss on the ceiling,

It dribbled and went up her c*zwz.



There once was a vampire named Mable,
whose periods were really quite stable,
and every full moon,
she’d get out a spoon,
and drink herself under the table.

StuckInTheSixties: (laughs hysterically)

bri: i think vampires exsist but the fact that they are living dead and stuff is fake i mean i grew up with fangs and was called a vampire alot but i am niether dead or a thousand years old and i have drank blood before but it was my own lol

LiptonCambell: Do you mean vampires exist like how we say Witches are actually Wicken- or that immortal magic men who turn to ash in sunlight are skulking into the night

XFixYourBrainX: I think there are certain individuals that try to suck our energies from us. I think one guy did it to me just 3 weeks ago while I was at work. But I really have no physical proof of it. Just that I felt different in a manner of loss energy and fatigue. A small headache followed shortly after.

XFixYourBrainX: A guy named Dracula actually existed in Transylvania.

LiptonCambell: No Pokerman, he didn't. There have been violent and monstrous people from Transylvania, but Dracula is a fictional character.

And frankly, I find it funny you think being around someone caused you fatigue and headaches. Feeling tired and getting headaches is part of the human condition- its completely natural to sometimes feel that way- and the fact that you instantly conclude that a magic man made you feel that way says alot about you.

XFixYourBrainX: Don't you like my sarcasm?

LiptonCambell: that was sarcasm? durr, I feel dumb now

hard_candy: I will bite you....................................slowly.


What? You had loads of time to get out of the way.

LiptonCambell: Me?

.....Where?

hard_candy: nom