Tinfoil Hats (Page 13) rubysmom: Thanks for the advice, I know I should protect myself better but sometimes I find it hard to put up with the stares from people. Between that and the gas mask I'm sure I make them nervous. And no I never heard of Bingo Bash - I gotta get out more. Oh Colin, no regrets - life's too short! lori100: ahhh validation.....-------------Public Policy Polling----------14% of voters believe in Bigfoot - 15% of voters say the government or the media adds mind-controlling technology to TV broadcast signals (the so-called Tinfoil Hat crowd) OCD_OCD: That means that 14% of the voters are completely inept and believe in the Tooth Fairy. (Sorry Tink) Corwin: I'm sure the mind-control beams are responsible... I've been trying to save a few bucks, and I've been buying cheaper bargain-brands of tin-foil these past few years. I have probably seriously compromised my foil-hat security threshold. That being said......... I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys-R-Us kid.... 'cause Toys-R-Us has many toys that I can play with!! I wanna be a Toys-R-Us kid! Hmmmm.... I also want to be an Oscar Meyer hot-dog... that is what I'd truly like to be... 'cause if I were an Oscar Meyer hot-dog, everyone would be in love with me... ... I think I'll have to drink a Red-Bull and attempt to prioritize my ambitions... ... or should I have a Coke?... it's the real thing, doncha know. (damn cheap tin-foil) tcbindex: What's the difference between a cheap tin foil hat and a jewel-encrusted crown worth billions? Both are designed to signal how the wearer of the hat might interpret signals swirling around in both the visible and invisible to the naked eye state The tin foil hat really gets a bad wrap... rubysmom: you may be OK Corvin cuz the actual jingle is I want to be an Oscar Meyer WEINER, and tcbindex - I think the crown wouldn't have the coverage, but not ever having one, maybe I'm wrong. DawnGurl: So is my tinfoil tiara worthless then? It has minimal coverage but the tin is of a superior quality. People comment on its brilliant luster. They also comment on my mental state but hey....thats another story. Corwin: .... and do you, Snickering Hound, take this Succulent Pig as your lawfully wedded main course... to have and to hold, through soup and salad, till the buffet table do you part? CoIin: Well, looks like the conjugal bliss is on then. Can you be our best man if we can't find another? | Science Chat Room 2 People Chatting Similar Conversations |